[Intro]

Uh

I'm up here in this part of my range for this song

I'm like if Action Bronson lost like 500 pounds

Uh, BiRD GANG BiTCH, let's do this

[Verse 1]

I'm like an avant-garde UPS the way I experiment with my delivery

I have fun with this shit, y'all take it way too seriously

I'm in the booth with a Modelo, I almost just spilled a beer on me

You ever listen to Westside Gunn and go, man, "I ain't never done any of that shit before" (Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du)

You ever start a band with your best friends, write a bunch of songs, and travel the country playing that music on tour? (uhh, no)

Making no money every single fucking night and еvery night sleeping on another stranger's fucking floor? (Sounds likе it sucks)

You finally get home and every single person that you talk to thinks you spent the whole time doing drugs and fucking whores?

Yeah, I wouldn't expect you to get it

You live your life for pleasing other people and reading posts on Reddit ([?])

That's a very well-trodden path you're treading

You wouldn't chase your dream if it broke in your door and kicked your head in

Uh, my style's versatile

Want me to do a show, you better make it worth my while (ten bands)

I wish I hadn't waited so long to get into that band Pile (That shit's pretty good)

I punch holes through drywall, studs, and concrete like my name was Super Kyle (duh-duh-duh-duhhh)

I got a dossier on you in my loser file

I love making all kinds of music, I can't choose a style

When you drop a song, you don't even move the dial

Yeah, let's bring it down a bit

Let's do a low voice verse

Here we go, BiRD GANG BiTCH

[Verse 2]

I'm not putting any hooks on this album cause I don't need them

I got unlimited bars for you and I'm about to read them

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see them

I'm paying respects to my musical heroes, but I'm not trying to be them (R.I.P DOOM)

Got head from an ICU nurse, that shit was intensive (Gotta do TikTok dances)

Tried to seduce Wallace and Gromit, that shit was inventive (Next scene, Gromit)

I got the COVID vaccine 4,832 times, that shit was preventive

It's like my water broke just now, you can't stop the kid

Why you getting mad at me, I don't know what I did

Misunderstood and genuinely creative like the villain in Toy Story, Sid

I'm Chappelle Roan, the way I form parasocial relationships with my fans (They're not gonna like that)

She's so woke but still named herself after that one comedian that hates people that are trans (What was his name again?)

Every artist who didn't come from abject poverty is an industry plant

Every dude who watches alpha male influencers secretly wants to fuck a man

Not that there's anything wrong with that (Of course not)

I imagine David Goggins has an ass that's super fat (aha [?])

He'd get it from working out all the time (Gym girlie)

I get lots of money because I commit crimes

Gonna rebuild society like I'm Rick Grimes

From the comic book, not the TV show (The show was bad)

I never fucked with that band Free Throw (ULTiMATE HATERS ANTHEM)

Yeah, that shit is frat emo

Most people who listen to that shit have never been to a DIY show

It's not about how punk you are, it's about who you know

[Outro]

I mean, if you want to turn 30 and move to Philly, you can

I guess

BiRD GANG BiTCH