Don't wanna wake up at 6:15

Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen

Don't wanna watch TV, don't wanna read

There's only one thing that I really need

I need some brain damage, and I need it fast

Beat me 'til you put me in a body cast

There's only one thing that I really need

Baby, gimme bruises and make me bleed

I'm feeling unsituated

I'm gonna beat my head against the wall

'Til my brain has become inflated

And I can't even think at all

I'm feeling sort of agitated

Gimme some assault and battery

Now I need medicated

Now I need surgery

Don't wanna wake up at 6:15

Don't wanna

Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen

Don't wanna

Don't wanna watch TV, don't wanna read

There's only one thing that I really need

I need some brain damage, and I need it fast

Beat me 'til you put me in a body cast

There's only one thing that I really need

Baby, gimme bruises and make me bleed

I'm feeling unsituated

I'm gonna beat my head against the wall

'Til my brain has become inflated

And I can't even think at all

I'm feeling sort of agitated

Gimme some assault and battery

Now I need medicated

Now I need surgery

Don't wanna wake up at 6:15

Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen

Don't wanna watch TV, don't wanna read

There's only one thing that I really need

I need some brain damage, and I need it fast

Beat me 'til you put me in a body cast

There's only one thing that I really need

Baby, gimme bruises and make me bleed

I'm feeling unsituated

I'm gonna beat my head against the wall

'Til my brain has become inflated

And I can't even think at all

I'm feeling sort of agitated

Gimme some assault and battery

Now I need medicated

Now I need surgery

Now I need surgery

Now I need surgery

So I don't swallow my tongue