[Intro]

It's Heath-da-di again

This time stealing from a friend

Yo, it's Heath

I ain't a rich man (No, no)

I gotta steal from my friends (Yeah)

That's nasty (Check it out)

[Verse 1]

It was June, we were relaxing by the pool

All my friends were rich, I was a poor fool

So I said I was going to the bathroom

So I went in and blocked the door with a broom

And started searching for easy money

Found some chocolate, yummy, yummy

Searched every inch I could measure

Until I came up with the dresser

My friends at the backyard chilling loose

Had so many coins from which to choose

I had discovеred money under his undiеs

How much? I bet there's hundreds

His long johns were stuffed with cash

Then I heard a noise, thought it was a wasp

But it was my pal's dear girly

She asked me, why was I smirking

She realized, I was straight robbing

And started to do some English bobbing

Screamed, my friends came with a brawl

I quickly put the money in the girl's bra

So when I was asked: "What's up?"

Scapegoated my friend's girl, so they broke up

And Heath, that's me, got out clean

Laundering the money with a washing machine

[Chorus]

I ain't a rich man, so I gotta make ends

I ain't a thief, I just steal from friends

It's Heath, the modern-day Robin Hood

Don't cry just because I'm robbing you

I ain't a rich man, so I gotta make ends

I ain't a thief, I just steal from friends

It's Heath, the modern-day Robin Hood

Don't cry just because I'm robbing you

[Interlude]

Yo, you know, my cousin stole my computer (Yeah, he did)

Had to steal a brand new from a friend

Check it out

[Verse 2]

Me and my cousin, were sipping some cognac

And just fooling around with my Compaq

Wondering about internet secrets

Listening to Winamp some [?]

We started our warez career

Smuggling files in a motherfucking peer-to-peer

I was just brainstorming

While a weirdo downloaded Apogee classic from me

And my cousin was handling the bottle

And I decided to drink full throttle

Next thing I remember was waking up

With my Compaq being replaced with a slut

The slut smelled like old cabbage

So I asked her where my Compaq is

She said: "My cousin stole it"

I shouted out loud: "Holy moly!"

A week passed, I was delirious

But at my friend's party, shit got serious

He had a brand new IBM

Wallpaper was a picture of Eminem

So I put the shit in a backpack

I ran away and was caught red-handed like O.J

But my friend understood my situation

And stole a computer from his neighbor

[Chorus]

I ain't a rich man, so I gotta make ends

I ain't a thief, I just steal from friends

It's Heath, the modern-day Robin Hood

Don't cry just because I'm robbing you

I ain't a rich man, so I gotta make ends

I ain't a thief, I just steal from friends

It's Heath, the modern-day Robin Hood

Don't cry just because I'm robbing you

I ain't a rich man, so I gotta make ends

I ain't a thief, I just steal from friends

It's Heath, the modern-day Robin Hood

Don't cry just because I'm robbing you

I ain't a rich man, so I gotta make ends

I ain't a thief, I just steal from friends

It's Heath, the modern-day Robin Hood

Don't cry just because I'm robbing you

I ain't a rich man, so I gotta make ends

I ain't a thief, I just steal from friends

It's Heath, the modern-day Robin Hood

Don't cry just because I'm robbing you

I ain't a rich man, so I gotta make ends

I ain't a thief, I just steal from friends

It's Heath, the modern-day Robin Hood