Welcome aboard Flight 313

We're headed to a parallel universe

Departing Hell at 7:06 PM

Ladies and gentlemen

If you would please fasten your seatbelts

We're about to take off

Oh and by the way

It's my first time

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

WE'RE GOING DOWN

You're lucky to be alive son

That crash should've killed you

Now I'm your surgeon, Dr

Fuckface

You're in good hands

Let's get a good look at your brain

And check for any damage

Oh and by the way

It's my first time

I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE

ALL OVER AGAIN

Holy shit it was just a dream

That was cutting it way too close

Wait a minute, where am I?

Uh, dude

You're dead

FUCK

I CAN'T BE FUCKING DEAD

NO