[Verse 1]

You got me drunk after the match

I told you secrets over sausage and mash

I spilt the beans

Now I have to kill you

Two's company, and three's a crowd

Think what you like, but don't say it out loud

Don't spill the beans, don't say it out loud

Or I'll have to kill you

[Pre-Chorus / Chorus]

Easy, easy, Gorgeous George

Feather boa, velvet gown

There's a rumour going round

And every masked man needs a mouth

Bomber Pat Roach said on the coach

We'll bring bloody mayhem

When we hit the big time

At Wolverhampton civic hall

Easy, easy, Gorgeous George

Easy, easy, lovely George

Gorgeous George, the lisping Buddha

Of the Mecca

[Verse 2]

You got me drunk after the match

I told you secrets over bangers and mash

But now the cat is in the bag

And the bag's in the river

[Pre-Chorus / Chorus]

Brian Glover, Bullet Baxter

Nancyboy on a double decker

Shuts his eyes and dreams that heaven

Is a Midlands Shangri-La

Gorgeous George got a ninja

To avenge all bully teachers

Gorgeous George, mincing mauler

Of the top rank

[Chorus / Bridge]

Count Bartelli is unmasked

The Zebra Kid is unmasked

The Red Scorpion is unmasked

Gorgeous George didn't need a mask

[Chorus / Outro]

So take the weight off your feet

Have a kip in the back of a transit

When you awake, the lights of Wolverhampton

Will shine before your eyes

Easy, easy, Gorgeous George

Easy, easy, lovely George

Gorgeous George, mincing mauler

Of the Mecca