[Intro]

I like us better when we're wasted

It makes it easier to fake it

The only time we really talk

Is when our clothes are coming off

I like us better when we're wasted

It makes it easier to say it

Lay all your laundry on the bed

And then I'll lay in it instead

I like us better when we're wasted

Oh woah, woah, woah, woah

[Verse 1]

You are my glass half empty

Sipping my ocean dry

Emotionally spin me

'Till none of our planets could align

But I could stand you one more night

[Chorus]

I like us better when we're wasted

It makes it easier to say it

Lay all your laundry on the bed

And then I'll lay in it instead

I like us better when we're wasted

Oh woah, woah, woah, woah

[Verse 2]

You are a catch-22, either way I miss out

All of the grief I give you

Is energy I can live without

But I could stand you one more night

[Chorus]

I like us better when we're wasted

It makes it easier to say it

Lay all your laundry on the bed

And then I'll lay in it instead

I like us better when we're wasted

Oh woah, woah, woah, woah

[Chorus]

I like us better when we're wasted

It makes it easier to say it

Lay all your laundry on the bed

And then I'll lay in it instead

I like us better when we're wasted

Oh woah, woah, woah, woah

Oh woah, woah, woah, woah