[Verse 1: Rizzo (Pink Ladies)]

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

Lousy with virginity

Won't go to bed till I'm legally wed

I can't, I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day

I was not brought up that way

Won't come across, even Rock Hudson lost

(His heart to Doris Day)

[Bridge: Rizzo (Pink Ladies)]

I don't drink (No!) or swear (Oh!)

I don't rat my hair (Eww!)

I get ill from one cigarette (cough, cough, cough)

Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers

Would you pull that crap with Annette?

[Verse 2: Rizzo (Pink Ladies)]

As for you, Troy Donahue

I know what you wanna do

You got your crust, I'm no object of lust

(I'm just plain Sandra Dee)

Elvis! Elvis! Let me be!

Keep that pelvis far from me!

Just keep your cool, now you're starting to drool

Hey, fungu, I'm Sandra Dee