[Intro: Announcer (Nice Peter)]

Epic Rap Battles of History

Adolf Hitler vs

Darth Vader, begin

[Verse 1: Darth Vader (Nice Peter) & Stormtrooper (Morgan Christensen)]

Someone who loathes you, bitch, now stand up and rhyme

I only thawed you out so I could beat your ass a second time

Roar like Chewbacca, the voice of Mufasa

I'm on the leader of your limp dicked Luftwaffe

I strike back hard against a Nazi

Brain toss your ass in the air: Yahtzee!

Ask Indiana Jones who the fuck I am

I spit sick shit so focused I break your concentration camp

I'm a certified Sith Lord, you runt

So suck on deez... Uh, deez what, sir? Deez robot nuts!

I'm gonna enjoy watching you die

So let me do it with my own eyes

[Verse 2: Adolf Hitler (EpicLLOYD)]

You look stressed, Vader, you appear to be in pain

You need a vacation, here, take a trip on my train

I mean you, leading an army of white men? Disgraceful!

Even your mic skills still aren't fully operational

You got one bitch pregnant then gave in to the hate

Now you're 6' 6" and black but can't get a date

Lightsaber? You need a Life Saver

Use some of your force to fix your fucking respirator

You think you're powerful with your finger neck pinches?

You couldn't even get your own son into the family business!

Everything you do is an epic fail

Now stand at attention and Sieg fucking Heil!

What's wrong, Ani? Can't take anymore?

Not surprising coming from the Emperor's whore

[Interlude: Adolf Hitler (EpicLLOYD) & Stephen Hawking]

Yeah, ja, take that!

What's the matter? Where is the DJ?

Why are you laughing?

Because you're standing over the Rancor Pit

AHHHHHHHHHH- I AM ADOLF HITLER!

[Outro: Announcer (Nice Peter)]

Who won? Who's next? You decide

Epic—achoo—

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