[Intro]

Probably a good deal, um

Probably a good deal, um

Probably a good deal, um

Probably a good deal, um

[Verse 1: Mustard]

Your mom is a good deal fatter than most

It’s a good deal to exchange bread for toast

And five bucks is a good deal for a toaster

I don’t wanna boast, but when I was playing poker

I got a royal flush, that’s a good deal

Found a HOK CD for a buck, a steal

If you find a good deal, don’t be afraid to shake hands

Anyone who disagrees is a fake fan

[Chorus: Mustard]

Probably a good deal, you'll save your cash here

Probably a good deal, so tell the cashier

Probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere

Probably a good deal (That's a good deal)

Probably a good deal, you'll save your cash here

Probably a good deal, so tell the cashier

Probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere

Probably a good deal (That's a good deal)

[Verse 2: Stir, Mustard]

Do you know where I can get a really good deal?

At the taco place, yeah, it's near the high school

Their lunch special is just around eight bucks

You get enchiladas and tacos, all kinds of stuff

On Tuesdays they've got tacos for a dollar twenty each

But they're thirty cents more if you want them with cheese

So I don't even bother with that

But that's okay, I'm lactose intolerant

When it's midday and I'm on lunch break

Every time- I go to the restaurant, I can't wait

Every time it's the lunch special

Because I'm looking for a good deal

Sometimes I also buy me a soda

But the cap doesn't twist, you need a bottle opener

Luckily they got one behind the counter

And they're really nice about letting me borrow

It

[Chorus: Mustard, Stir]

Probably a good deal, you'll save your cash here

Probably a good deal, so tell the cashier

Probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere

Probably a good deal (Looking for a good deal)

Probably a good deal, you'll save your cash here

Probably a good deal, so tell the cashier

Probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere

Probably a good deal (Looking for a good deal)

[Verse 3: B Natural]

I named my dog "Deal"

So that whenever he eats his meal

Or sits when I tell him or something else nice

I say the thing you say to dogs who ignored vice

I say "Good Deal," "Aren't you a good Deal?"

Usually this is no big ordeal

But one day I said this to my dog

When a neighbor must have overheard my talk

He said "Good deal? Where?"

Me and my dog started to stare

Then I realized what had happened and spotted an opportunity

I said yes a good deal on the leaves from this tree

I grabbed some leaves from my lawn and said you can have these for only five hundred thousand dollars

It's a good deal, you better holler

The- the neighbor said, "wow that is a good deal!"

I said great and he started to- to squeal

He gave me the money and I gave him the leaves

Before long the house was overrun with cheaps

Looking for a good deal and I gave it to them

Now I'm rich

[Chorus: Mustard, B Natural]

Probably a good deal, you'll save your cash here

Probably a good deal, so tell the cashier

Probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere

Probably a good deal (Wow that is a good deal)

Probably a good deal, you'll save your cash here

Probably a good deal, so tell the cashier

Probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere

Probably a good deal (Wow that is a good deal)

[Verse 4: Batter]

Shadow the Hedgehog body pillow?

Now that’s a deal that’ll take some skrilla

Way cheaper than those lame sweatpants tho

When something isn’t for sale, you can’t get a good deal you know

I like shopping a lot, I really do

Really self-reflexive on the rapping too

I’m always at the surplus of kung fu

Looking for shurikens and katanas for two

It’s a good deal if you can get something for less than free

I like getting money for spending some tree

Does tree mean money? Idk I think it’s weed

Either way, weed for cheap, that’s what I need

I dropped twenty dollars on a Skylander

It was kind of embarrassing, for what I paid for

A hunk of plastic, and the head came off twice

That’s what I get, simping for video game mice

[Chorus: Mustard, Batter, Stir]

Probably a good deal, you'll save your cash here

Probably a good deal, so tell the cashier

Probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere

Probably a good deal (Good deal)

Probably a good deal, you'll save your cash here

Probably a good deal, so tell the cashier

Probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere

Probably a good deal (Good deal)

Probably a good deal, you'll save your cash here

Probably a good deal, so tell the cashier

Probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere

Probably a good deal (Such a good deal)

Probably a good deal, you'll save your cash here

Probably a good deal, so tell the cashier

Probably a good deal, pennies for cashmere

Probably a good deal (Such a good deal)