Every Friday night off o' the Lebanon Pike

The devil shows up with a gavel and a mike

All o' his cronies start to creepin' on in

The place fills up about a quarter to ten

It don't get done till 3:30 o'clock

So bring yer soul down, stick it up on the block

It's the devil's night auction, the devil's night auction

You ain't got another option

You don't get a note of caution(?)

The devil's night auction, yup yup

Gotta get a buy gotta get a bid to buy

Black hooves clackin' on the hardwood floor

Fever pitch frenzy holler more, more, more

Wheeler-dealer demon movin' in for the kill

Winner is the bidder with the high dollar bill

They all lend an ear to the sound that sells

Devil drops the hammer and they haul you off to hell

It's the devil's night auction, the devil's night auction

You ain't got another option

You don't get a note of caution(?)

The devil's night auction, yup yup

Gotta get a buy gotta get a bid to buy

Black hooves clackin' on the hardwood floor

Fever pitch frenzy holler more, more, more

Wheeler-dealer demon movin' in for the kill

Winner is the bidder with the high dollar bill

They all lend an ear to the sound that sells

Devil drops the hammer and they haul you off to hell

It's the devil's night auction, the devil's night auction

You ain't got another option

You don't get a note of caution, y'all

The devil's night auction, yup yup

Gotta get a buy gotta get a bid to buy