[Skit]

Hip-Hop music is the devil's music

It's homophobic, it's all about sex and drugs

And it's sendin' the wrong message to our youth

In other words, what I'm tryin' to say is it's:

Rape your mother, kill your parents, fuck your sister, worship the devil, don't go to church, smoke cigarettes, premarital sex

And we need to do somethin' about it before it's too late!