[Verse 1]

I have a severe yeast infection (yeah)

'Cause I had a severe erection (yeah)

'Cause I need to get a C-section (yeah)

My skin flute sounds like a woodwind section (yeah, woohoo)

The doctor's gonna give me a hypodermic injection (yeah, yeah)

I'm gonna die, he said it's natural selection (yeah, yeah)

I bust in my own face like a reflection (yeah, yeah)

He's gonna give me a schlong inspection (yeah, yeah)

[Chorus]

I'm a little doggie, I like to bark

I have maggots in my tube like an aardvark

I went to the KFC and it was all dark

I always use my mouth like a whale shark

I own that shit like a trademark

I'm a grand canyon, I'm a state park

Swerve like a skate park

I steal from K-Mart

[Verse 2]

Smegma on my dick (wha)

And I'm sending them a pic (huh)

A dilemma, a pickle (aaah)

I'm fragile and fickle (yeah)

Finger up my prostate (wooh)

Leave it there all day (aahh)

I fertilize phosphate (wooooo)

It's veiny, it pulsates (ouch)

I'm looking like a maggot (hawk, tuah)

I zip up my jacket (?)

Eating pudding with the rabbits (oooh)

I'm cooking like a (yeah)

Dick tastes like butter (yeah)

I'm salty, I stutter (yeah)

Got a pipe in my gutter (yeah)

Imma shiver, imma shudder (yeah)

[Chorus]

I'm a little doggie, I like to bark

I have maggots in my tube like an aardvark

I went to the KFC and it was all dark

I always use my mouth like a whale shark

I own that shit like a trademark

I'm a grand canyon, I'm a state park

Swerve like a skate park

I steal from K-Mart

I'm a little doggie, I like to bark

I have maggots in my tube like an aardvark

I went to the KFC and it was all dark

I always use my mouth like a whale shark

I own that shit like a trademark

I'm a grand canyon, I'm a state park

Swerve like a skate park

I steal from K-Mart