
[Verse 1]
I have a severe yeast infection (yeah)
'Cause I had a severe erection (yeah)
'Cause I need to get a C-section (yeah)
My skin flute sounds like a woodwind section (yeah, woohoo)
The doctor's gonna give me a hypodermic injection (yeah, yeah)
I'm gonna die, he said it's natural selection (yeah, yeah)
I bust in my own face like a reflection (yeah, yeah)
He's gonna give me a schlong inspection (yeah, yeah)
[Chorus]
I'm a little doggie, I like to bark
I have maggots in my tube like an aardvark
I went to the KFC and it was all dark
I always use my mouth like a whale shark
I own that shit like a trademark
I'm a grand canyon, I'm a state park
Swerve like a skate park
I steal from K-Mart
[Verse 2]
Smegma on my dick (wha)
And I'm sending them a pic (huh)
A dilemma, a pickle (aaah)
I'm fragile and fickle (yeah)
Finger up my prostate (wooh)
Leave it there all day (aahh)
I fertilize phosphate (wooooo)
It's veiny, it pulsates (ouch)
I'm looking like a maggot (hawk, tuah)
I zip up my jacket (?)
Eating pudding with the rabbits (oooh)
I'm cooking like a (yeah)
Dick tastes like butter (yeah)
I'm salty, I stutter (yeah)
Got a pipe in my gutter (yeah)
Imma shiver, imma shudder (yeah)
[Chorus]
I'm a little doggie, I like to bark
I have maggots in my tube like an aardvark
I went to the KFC and it was all dark
I always use my mouth like a whale shark
I own that shit like a trademark
I'm a grand canyon, I'm a state park
Swerve like a skate park
I steal from K-Mart
I'm a little doggie, I like to bark
I have maggots in my tube like an aardvark
I went to the KFC and it was all dark
I always use my mouth like a whale shark
I own that shit like a trademark
I'm a grand canyon, I'm a state park
Swerve like a skate park
I steal from K-Mart