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The Mystery Man came over
An' he said, "I'm outa-site!"
He said, for a nominal service charge
I could reach nervonna t'nite
If I was ready, willing 'n able
To pay him his regular fee
Why he would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote His Attention to me
But I said . .
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Jivin'!)
(Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
Good God, ain't it funky now!)
Look here brother
Don't you waste your time on me
The Mystery Man got nervous
An' he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his Mystery Robe
An' he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
An' a can of foamin' goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Afro-dytee
An' the dust of the Grand Wazoo
He said, "You might not believe this, Ralph
But it'll stuff your shoes and [...] too!"
An' I said hey . .
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Jivin')
(Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
Look here brother
Don't you waste your time on Napoleon
George: Ah, look, you know they tried to tell me
Napoleon: Whoa, get me out of gay Paris, oh yeah
George: Lord, that broad in the bathtub was a man
Napoleon: What did you say?
George: Oh, lord, don't you know he tried to tell me
Napoleon: Did you see that string around her back, George?
George: Lord, that that broad in the bathtub was a man
Napoleon: Oh, you know you gotta look so you'll understand ya'll
George: Well, did you know the source I heard from was fairly reliable? Whoa, don't you know that [...] be jivin' sometimes [...] I told that fool, I said listen that, that was a man [...] jive around the big lips on them. I said that's got to be a lady
Napoleon: You better, you better
George: Look out!
I've got troubles of my own, I said
(Oh, yeah, yeah)
An' you can't help me out
So take your meditations an' your preparations
An' ram it up yer snout
"But I've got a Kristl Bol," he said
An' he held it on up to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
An' I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was Deep
I said some Mumbo Jumbos then
An' I told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings
An' pocket watch
An' everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future then
As long as he was hanging around, I said
"The price of meat has just gone up
An' unfortunately yer ol' lady has just gone down
What d'you think of that? "
Look here brother
Who you jivin' with that Cosmik Debris?
(Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Tell me)
Don't you know
You could make more money as a hooker
So don't you waste your time on me
FZ: Thank you! Gratia plena! . . . The name of this song is "Chester's Gorilla." One. Bwah. This number also features Ruth . . . One, two, three, four . .