[Intro]

Now this is for all the important people at Universal records

Who told me not to rap about bitches

Fucking ha

Take this dudes

[Hook]

Poke the puss

Smoke the kush

Flip the bitch over and tap the tush

Shave the bush

Stab the gush

Every time I do it ? it

[Verse 1: Steve-O]

I make blades wet and pussy I get

I get through fucking without breaking a sweat

Sex with me is something to regret

Money I'm stealing, pennies I’m dealing

Bitches are kneeling, my dick they're feeling

I fuck em real good and they won't stop squealing

Ha just kidding, I fucking suck in bed, I’m fucking horrible

I'm always on the prowl for a real trashy slut

That's begging for my dick to go right up her butt

When its time to nut, I glue her fucking eyes shut

[Hook]

He pokes the puss, he's on the run

Bragging about fucking is a lot of fun

He calls his bros the minute he's done

[Interlude]

Yeah that's right I fucked her I fucked her good

Good and fucking fast, bet she came down with a bitching ass rash

Now I hang out with all these bitches like Paris and Lindsay and Nicole

I would never fuck 'em

Except I did jerk off in Nicole Richie's bed 3 times

But what I’m saying is I don’t wanna jeopardize my relationship with the paparazzi so I try to stick to having sex with civilians

Of course I did fuck this one bitch on the real world named Robin and she was on the TV screen in the hotel room at the time

Did I say that? Whoops I poke the puss!

[Verse 3]

Sluts love me I'm a bitch magnet

Vagina flocks to me and I’m tagging it

I don't wear no rubber I ain't bagging shit

Unprotected sex with my bareback dick

Fuck a Jimmies hat cause herpes is fat

The way i see it more people need that

[Verse 4]

I'm a ladies man

I do what I can

Spreading these e’s is part of the plan

[interlude]

Part of the plan? fuck shit its all I wanna do

Wahoooo!

[Hook]

He pokes the puss, he's on the run

Bragging about fucking is a lot of fun

He calls his bro's the minute his done

[Interlude]

Now all kidding aside ladies and gentlemen

I don't take any fucking crap

And if you don't like me on this track

Then get ready for fucking G rap

[Verse: Kool G Rap]

G Kool and Steve-O

We leave hoes stitched up

We leave with a sack with our dicks up bitch what

Little 50 dollar sac we can twist up

50 thousand dollar Cadillac getting fixed up

Got big nuts and big trucks, Mercedes grills

Be all in the ladies grills make a baby spill

From they mouth to they cleavers like leave it

Leave a paraplegic in the ? of Victoria secret

Human street shit pick em up and skeet quick

Lil cheap chick to sleep with, creep with

Bow to the penis, we letting out botalinas

Bitch drown in the cum bath as soon as she meets us

Shawty face to the fly and the room for the ass

Beef with the cream inside we doing fajitas

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Any man that gotta worry we ruin the beaver

We poke the puss!

Yeah that's real bad news for any body that thought Steve-O didn't have any fucking street cred, whats up now bitches!