Eminem says that he let Hailie come to the studio with him one day, she said “My dad’s gone crazy” into the mic, and he decided to put it into one of his songs.

He was criticized for putting his young… Read More [Intro: Steve King & Hailie Jade]

Hello, boys and girls

Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships. Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do

Who's your daddy?

Daddy, what are you doing?

[Intro: Eminem & Hailie Jade]

Haha

Okay then

Everybody, listen up

I'm goin' to Hell, who's comin' with me?

Somebody, please help him

I think my dad's gone crazy

[Verse 1: Eminem, Hailie Jade & Dr. Dre]

There's no mountain I can't climb

There's no tower too high, no plane that I can't learn how to fly

What do I gotta do to get through to you

To show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to?

(Rahnn) Fuckin' brains, brawn and brass balls

I cut 'em off and got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar

Inside of a hall, with my framed autographed sunglasses

With Elton John's name on my drag wall

I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off

All this time, me and Dre been fuckin' with hats off

(Suck it, Marshall) So tell Laura and her husband to back off

'Fore I push this motherfuckin' button and blast off

And launch one of these Russians, and that's all

Blow every fuckin' thing except Afghanistan on the map off

When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?

Hailie, tell 'em, baby (My dad's lost it)

[Chorus: Eminem & Hailie Jade]

There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it

I think my dad's gone crazy

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em, baby

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad's gone crazy (Crazy)

[Verse 2: Eminem & Hailie Jade]

It's like my mother always told me: "Rana rana rana ra-

-Na, rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and

Goddamn it, you little motherfucker

If you ain't got nothin' nice to say, then don't say nothin'"

Uh, fuck that shit, bitch

Eat a motherfuckin' dick, chew on a prick

And lick a million motherfuckin' cocks per second

I'd rather put out a motherfuckin' gospel record

I'd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch

Eat pussy and have pussy lips glued to my face

With a clit ring in my nose, than quit bringin' my flows

Quit givin' me my ammo; can't you see why I'm so mean?

If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my MO

I wouldn't have to go eeny-meeny-miny-moe

Catch a homo by his toe, man, I don't know no more

Am I the only fuckin' one who's normal anymore? (Dad)

[Chorus: Eminem & Hailie Jade]

There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it

I think my dad's gone crazy

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em, baby

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad's gone crazy (Crazy)

[Verse 3: Eminem]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise

At the same time, can make you dry your eyes

With the same rhyme, see, what you're seein'

Is a genius at work, which to me isn't work

So it's easy to misinterpret it at first, ‘cause when I speak

It's tongue-in-cheek, I'd yank my fuckin' teeth

Before I'd ever bite my tongue, I'd slice my gums

Get struck by fuckin' lightning twice at once

And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son

And walk around the rest of my life spit on

And kicked and hit with shit every time I sung

Like R. Kelly as soon as "Bump and Grind" comes on

With more pain inside of my brain, than the eyes of a little girl

Inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade

Standin' on Ronnie's grave, screamin' at the sky

'Til clouds gather; it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade

And that's pretty much the gist of it

Parents are pissed, but the kids love it

Nine millimeter heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers

I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither

[Chorus: Eminem & Hailie Jade]

There's really nothin' else to say, I, I can't explain it

I think my dad's gone crazy

A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em, baby

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me

I think my dad's gone crazy

There's no one on Earth that can save me, not even Hailie

I think my dad's gone crazy (Crazy)

[Outro: Eminem & Hailie Jade]

Crazy

Hahahaha hahahaha

You're funny, daddy