[Intro]

So you came to L.A. with a dime and a dream

Say you wanna be a name on the Hollywood scene

You wanna party with the stars, do coke on a yacht

But you gotta learn the rules and shit, there's a lot, like

[Verse 1]

Never do heroin and never do meth

Never go to parks below sunset

Never drink anything below ten grand

Never suck dick unless the money's in his hand

Never fuck Sheen, and don't do porn

Never wear anything already worn

Never get caught in a poor man's car

You can leave L.A. but don't go far

Don't go to the beach, unless it's for drugs

Don't fuck waiters, and don't fuck thugs

Don't get a boob job or marry famous

Don't do drugs that are intravenous

Do get tested, stay protected

Please stay smart, don't get arrested

If you want a job, go socialize

Don't eat, don't sleep, and don't ask why

[Chorus]

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

You're gonna be the next big thing

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

You're gonna be the next big thing

[Verse 2]

Get all the numbers that you can

When you meet someone famous, don't say you're a fan

Don't turn down gifts or any jobs

Don't shit where you eat, don't talk to the mob

Say yes to blow, say yes to X

Say yes to directors that ask for sex

Don't go to castings or open calls

Don't turn to the camera and break the fourth wall

Do get fillers, and plump your pout

If the music's loud, go outside, don't shout

And don't go down without a cause

Don't tell anybody about your flaws

Don't talk to the magazines

And don't give suggestions on your very first scene

This L.A. life ain't for the moral

So you gotta be ready for tons of oral

[Chorus]

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

You're gonna be the next big thing

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

You're gonna be the next big thing

[Bridge]

Sign your name on the dotted line

As long as you listen, you'll do fine

Sign your name on the dotted line

As long as you listen, you'll do fine

[Chorus]

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

You're gonna be the next big thing

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

Sell your soul for the Hollywood dream

You're gonna be the next big thing