[Intro: Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan]

(Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da, ta-da)

[Verse 1: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]

Get ready for a new look

New rhythm and a new hook

Not here to cuddle, more like leave you in a puddle

Little double trouble got ya boy shook (Ha-ha, here's the sitch)

[Verse 2: Faye Mata, Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan]

Feed sin with ya taxes

Greedy greed wins where the cash is

Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses

Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night?

Well, money can't buy happiness

But it can rent you paradise

[Pre-Chorus: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]

Give in to temptation

Take your time, I'll be patient

Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch

[Chorus: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]

I'm a klown, bitch

Fix up your frown, bitch

Gimme the crown, bitch

You hear that sound?

You're goin' down

'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

[Verse 3: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]

Get ready for a new world

New money, I'm your new girl

Touch ya from your head to your red nose

Tickle on your pickle 'til your thing blows

Gonna love the way I your make your toes curl (Ha-ha, here's the switch)

[Verse 4: Faye Mata, Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan]

Buy me with your plastic

VIP got me enthusiastic

Body on the menu, can you handle such a bad chick?

Feelin' lonely on a Saturday night?

Well, money can't buy happiness

But, guaranteed, I'm worth the price

[Pre-Chorus: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]

Give in to temptation

Take your time, I'll be patient

Be my little piggy, let me scratch your dirty itch

[Chorus: Allison Kaplan & Faye Mata]

I'm a klown, bitch

Fix up your frown, bitch

Gimme the crown, bitch

You hear that sound?

You're goin' down

'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

[Bridge: Allison Kaplan, Faye Mata]

Special occasion splurge on the urge to go make a mistake

Give you a birthday reward if you can afford all this cake

Dollar-by-dollar you got me romance, and lovin' is fake

Max out your expense account

You're payin' for a—

[Chorus: Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan, Faye Mata]

Klown, bitch (I'm a klown, bitch, I'm a klown bitch, yeah)

Fix up your frown, bitch (Fix up ya frown, bitch, fix ya frown, bitch)

Gimme the crown, bitch (Gimme the crown, bitch, gimme that)

You hear that sound (Uh)

You're goin' down (Yeah)

'Cause I'm a klown, bitch

[Outro: Faye Mata & Allison Kaplan, Faye Mata]

Ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (*laughter* Oh!)

Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Gimme the crown, bitch)

Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da (Ooh! *laughter*)

Ta, ta-da-da, da, ta-da-da-da

'Cause I'm a klown, bitch!