[Verse 1: Seth MacFarlane] - Peter Griffin

We gave you Eminem and Justin Bieber too Even though they dress and try to talk like you

The music of Taylor Swift and clothing from J.Crew

And Jon Heder, also half of Derek Jeter

Add to that a fleet of soccer moms

Packed into their yoga tights

And for all this awesome, neat and wonderful stuff You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

[Chorus]

Thank the whites, thank the whites

You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

[Verse 2: Seth MacFarlane] - Peter Griffin

We gave you Breaking Bad, and all the songs by Creed

All the cast of Friends, and trash like Tara Reid

A virtual world of porn so you can spill your seed

Ray-Ban glasses, leggy blondes with tiny asses

Frisbee sports and fancy coffee too

Energy efficient lights!

And so, for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff

You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites

[Chorus]

Thank the whites, thank the whites

You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites