[Chorus]

Get your fuckin' hands up

Get on out of your seats

All eyes on me, all eyes on me

Get your fuckin' hands up

Get on out of your seats

All eyes on me, all eyes on me

[Verse 1]

Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?

It's almost over, it's just begun

Don't overthink this, look in my eye

Don't be scared, don't be shy

Come on in, the water's fine

[Pre-Chorus]

We're goin' to go where everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody, oh

We're goin' to go where everybody knows

Everybody knows

[Chorus]

Get your fuckin' hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me, all eyes on me

Ayy, come on, get your fuckin' hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah, come on

Heads down, pray for me

Heads down now, pray for me

Get your fuckin' hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me, all eyes on me

[Interlude]

You wanna hear a funny story?

So, uh, five years ago, I quit performing live comedy

Because I was beginning to have, uh, severe panic attacks while on stage

Which is not a great place to have them

So I, I quit, and I didn't perform for five years

And I spent that time trying to improve myself mentally

And you know what? I did! I got better

I got so much better, in fact, that in January of 2020

I thought, "You know what? I should start performing again

I've been hiding from the world and I need to re-enter"

And then, the funniest thing happened

[Verse 2]

Are you feeling nervous? Are you having fun?

It's almost over, it's just begun

Don't overthink this, look in my eye

Don't be scared, don't be shy

Come on in, the water's fine

[Verse 3]

You say the ocean's rising like I give a shit

You say the whole world's ending, honey, it already did

You're not gonna slow it, Heaven knows you tried

Got it? Good, now get inside

[Pre-Chorus]

We're goin' to go where everybody knows

Everybody knows, everybody knows

We're goin' to go where everybody knows

Everybody knows

[Chorus]

Come on, get your fuckin' hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me, all eyes on me

Hey, come on, get your fuckin' hands up

Get on out of your seats

All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah

Heads down, pray for me

Heads down now, pray for me

I said get your fuckin' hands up

Get up, get up

I'm talkin' to you, get the fuck up

[Chorus]

Get your fuckin' hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me, all eyes on me

Ayy, fuckin' get your fuckin' hands up

Get on out of your seat

All eyes on me, all eyes on me, yeah

Come on, heads down, pray for me

Heads down now, pray for me

I said get your fuckin' hands up

Get on—

All eyes on me, all eyes on me