[Intro: Diana Ross, Narrator]

Through the mirror of my mind, time after time

(The series that brought women--)

[Verse 1: Leviathan, Justin Kuritzkes]

We got a

Number one victory royale

Yeah, Fortnite, we bout to get down (get down!)

Ten kills on the board right now

Just wiped out Tomato Town

People always ask me

My friend just got downed

If my mother is immortal

I revived him, now we're heading southbound

But no one ever steps into the portal

Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets

Look at the map, go to the markеd sheet

[Verse 2: The Backyardigans, Eminem]

Castaways, we are castaways

Ahoy therе, ahoy

We are castaways

It's fun for me just to grab a boob

Plus my penis got an attitude

My wiener's in a combative mood

Come and suck a mean one like it's mad at--

It's fun for me just to grab a boob

Plus my penis got an attitude

My wiener's in a combative mood

Come and suck a mean one like it's mad at--

[Verse 3: Lil Nas X]

Call me when you want, call me when you need

Call me in the morning, I'll be on the way

Call me when you want, call me when you need

Call me out by your name, I'll be on the way

[Verse 4: Mark Cooper-Jones, Jay Foreman]

Both the U.S.A and Canada have squares in large amounts

But we are only counting countries and states don't count

Poland would look like a square if it invaded to the south

Kazakhstan looks like a turtle with a leaf stuck in its mouth

[Verse 5: Bo Burnham, Rob Cantor, Drake from uberduck.ai, Droopy Dog]

Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?

A little bit of everything, all of the time?

See the way the Earth can stay below

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime

Anything and everything, all of the time

Who do we think we are

Girl, is that a pie in your window?

Everything plays a part

'Cuz I wanna get to know it

There are some things we are never meant to know

I had to do it, 'cuz

I'm a bad boy.

[Verse 6: TBD (Brian David Gilbert), 80Fitz, nitoxfnbr]

Why so serious?

'Cuz girl, you know that my life is unreal

I've got--

Erlaubt dass ich Cola! Wie cool ist das bitten? Yippee!

But I'd give it all up, if I could have just one day

Just one day

I'd give it up for one day without Dale

[Verse 7: Link Neal]

Yes, I am a nerd!

Bookworm, I'm studious

From my cerebral cortex, to my gluteus

Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam

Now, I'm no rocket scientist, oh wait, I am!

When I pour my Alpha-Bits, I get nothing but straight A's

My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace

I've got a pocket protector protector protector

[Transition: KoltJolt]

I slammed my penith in the car door!

[Verse 8: Zubin Sedghi, Joe Hawley]

Do you like how I walk?

Do you like how I talk?

Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?

I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job

She criticizes me for being egocentric

Ha-

[Verse 9: Scott Wozniak, Penny Crygor (Cristina Lucía Jáuregui)]

I'm on the border

(Does my whole life need a giant watermark?)

Of starting over

(I truly really never noticed something so stark)

She's got her hair tied up in braids

Why is it this way?

And glasses perched up on her face

(These are some deep questions, this is getting too philosophical for me)

She is a small girl taking on a big world

Blue from feeling like I'm suffocating

With inventions she made!

To lay it on the line, it's closing in on me!

[Verse 10: Penny Crygor (Cristina Lucía Jáuregui), Hayley Williams, roastfellow]

And though her plans may go awry, she's gonna get back up and try

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

Gonna be a shining star, she's going far, Penny!

I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy

I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

Larry, Pearl, Mr. Krabs, and Plankton

[Verse 11: roastfellow, Emamouse]

Karen, Squidward, Gary, and Ms. Puff

La la lovely, tiny pee peepy, I wanna hug to the my boy

Plankton, SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, King Neptune

Pipipipi, la la lovely, tiny pee peepy, I wanna hug to the my boy

[Verse 12: Lubalin, Masked Wolf]

Okay well, this horse isn't from here, Abby

You can't be calling me a lair (Calling me a lair)

When I have damn papers in this bitch

And you sure don't know everything about a horse, honey

So, kinda get over yourself

You're calling me a lair, that's real funny, don't you think?

What you know about rollin' down in the deep?

You haven't even seen this horse

When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

This horse is bigger and huger than any horse I've own

When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah

And she 10 times the size of yours

I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ay

What you know about rollin' down in the deep?

When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze

When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah

I feel--

[Outro: Caramella Girls]

Just like a tanned Harry Potter