We've known each other for a few short years

But seeing you with her brings me to tears

I know we both made a painful choice

But listen to the sincerity in my voice

I've come up with a plan that we can use

Perfectly logical and nothing to lose

There's only one possibility

You've got to kill that bitch and run away with me

You know I'm the one that you adore

I've got more cojones than that whore

I'm not asking you to go on a crime spree

Just this once kill that bitch for me

Just this once kill that bitch for me

She won't see it coming if done right

We could make it out of town tonight

I've got a few trash bags we can use

Just try not to get the plan confused

We've always talked about running away

We never thought we'd ever see the day

And if tonight we can make it to Vegas

We could get Alice Cooper to marry us

So bury her behind the Pizza Hut

You know I'm better than that slut

We'll always love each other right baby

Hurry up, kill that bitch for me

Hurry up, kill that bitch for me

Kill her, kill her

Kill her, kill her

Kill her, kill her

Kill her, kill her

You know you wanna

Kill her, kill her

Just do it for me

Kill her, kill her

Kill her, kill her

You know I'm the one that you adore

I've got more cojones than that whore

We'll always love each other right baby

Just this once kill that bitch for me

Just this once kill that bitch for me

Just this once

Kill her, kill her