[Intro]

EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG

VERSUS

JOE BIDEN

BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Joe Biden]

What are you doing here Sonic? Oh wait, it’s his impostor

Out abusing the second amendment, what a monster

Got the whole US pledging allegiance to my rhyme scheme

'Cause Biden's dishing out licks like it's ice cream!

Doom wasn’t your purpose, cure pursuit was where you’re headed

There was a deadly illness in my life too, so I get it

Too bad your life of helping others was shot down by G.U.N

Hey, don’t worry, lifeform, we got a spot for you in Area 51

N-Now I think you- you... uh (mumbles)

You- uh- you'rе- you're spitting malarkey!

You had a Death Battlе with someone; but you got smacked

So try to Rap Batle me, then by god you ain’t black!

[Verse 2: Shadow the Hedgehog:]

Pathetic. This fight isn't fair

I am all of me, while you're not all there

Your campaign can't live Biden, 'cause you won't learn

You'll spend the next four years going "Where's that damn second term?"

So behold, Biden… by Solaris I’m fly!

And when I’m rappin’... your senile ass will die!

You're sniffing and holding young girls, trying to feel up

I wouldn't let you spend a damn second with Maria

Turning this skeleton to dust once my shots hit

You're Jim Carrey's most evil role since Robotnik!

With anti-trans laws, inflation, and racist police on patrol

Your whole country needs a little chaos control!

[Verse 3: Dark Brandon:]

You wanna talk inflation? Take a look at your fandom

Leaving you in the shades as I unleash Dark Brandon

Try to be a real fighter Zero, but your skills are gone

Don’t even need animal control to get this hedgehog off my lawn

Drop outta this like DeSantis, you're getting royally wrecked

You ain't worthy to have a picture on this president's desk!

You're gonna end up like Hunter, 'cause I'm leaving you cracked

And I've seen your super form, son, you ain't even black!

Roach waxing the hair off of this rap, make the sum

Of things not equal… um…

Forget it! The point is, you're a rogue who’s weak, so see ya

I’m gonna get some sleep, like what happened to Maria…

[Verse 4: Super Shadow:]

You're getting sleepy Joe, better fetch your pajamas

I've mastered the Chaos Emeralds even more than Obama!

I’ll flip you like a Blizzard until you’re screaming “save me”

And defeat a second lizard that’s tripping and plane crazy!

Your lack of skills on anything is truly the biggest crime

Are you actually fixing things, or just biden your time?

You’re a bike crash in motion, tried your best in this zone

Now I’ll send this weirdo back to the retirement home

Don’t need any rigged votes to Trump this geezer

Now get out of my sight, you disgusting white creature!

[Outro]

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC.... Rap... Batles... of History...