[Verse 1]

I won't let you hate this moment

Without a lawyer waiting in the wings

Strike who you oughta, this is really pinata

And it’s filled with lots of shiny things

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Why do I have to choose only one (I want it all!)

While you're waiting for your gentleman to call? (Comes to call, comes to call)

It hurts more than you will ever know, child

When the disco nap is more fun than the disco

Good god!

[Chorus 1]

(I was kept in line by Herr Schmitz[?] back in the 80s) That was in the 1980s

(I'm terrified that I’ve been hypnotized by Hades Ladies) Hades Ladies

[Verse 2]

Come shed these restrictive clothes

Love this angry man for a while

We'll be jaywalkin' and shit-talkin'

And we'll see where it goes for a million miles, yeah

[Pre-Chorus 2]

I'm on the hook now for a meal (Holy shit!)

Stuck on a wall and I can't get off of it (Get off of it)

I'm like a moth man, attracted to the light

I’m winding down and looking to unwind tonight

[Chorus 2]

(Asking what it’s worth when mama's giving birth to rabies babies) Rabies babies

(Yes’s, no's and maybes for madness and love of Hades Ladies) Hades Ladies

[Pre-Chorus 3]

Goin' around and crackin' all these skulls (All these skulls!)

There’s just too many goddamn variables (Variables, variables!)

The what, the when, and the why and who

It blows up in my face, I get another face from you

[Chorus 3]

(Pull back the welcome mat, 'cause once you've shit, you've shat, but it ain't like that) It ain't like that, it ain't like that, it ain't like that!

(If they's cut, they bleed, so don't you dare turn back to Hades Ladies) Hades Ladies