[Spoken: Jake Foster]

Alright kids, you know how this song goes

You know how this one goes

[Verse 1: Jake Foster, Unidentified Male 1, Unidentified Male 2, Unidentified Male 3]

My mom said that I'm a rapscallion, I said I am more like my dad

I never lost my virgin-ity because I-I-I never lose

One time I drank my dad's cologne, my mom kissed me on the mouth for weeks

(For weeks)

I want big dick and balls like my bro he shows them to me every night (Ow, ow, ow!)

(Big balls!)

I live inside my dad's basement, he thinks I am his uncle Tom (You'll let me live in here! You're gonna let me live in here! You're gonna let me live- in here!)

(My dad)

Last night I came into my own mouth because I was ki-

(My dad)

[Spoken: Jake Foster, Unidentified Male 4]

Cum dis, cum dis hahahahaha

Kanye West!

[Verse 2: Unidentified Male 5, Unidentified Male 4, Jake Foster, Unidentified Male 3]

Lois, Peter, Stewie, and Brian (American Dad was better, it was so much better)

We are the old Family Guy (It had a better- It had a better- It had everything better- Every-)

Hehehehehehehehehe (Simpsons!)

Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian (Adam Sandler!) (Simps- Adam Sandler?)

Cum

[?]

[Spoken: Unidentified Male 4, Unidentified Male 3]

Do you have the dossier on this, Fields?

Don't let out the T-Virus

What have you heard? What have you heard about the foyer?

I haven't found the files yet, have you found the safe?

We never found it

(Yeah!)

That's how the fucking song goes, so you better fucking listen to it

We worked really hard and I swear to god

Woo! Alright