[Verse 1]

Down by the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

"Did you ever seen a goose

Kissing a moose

Down by the bay?"

[Verse 2]

Down by the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

"Did you ever seen a whale

With a polka dot tail

Down by the bay?"

[Verse 3]

Down by the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

"Did you ever seen a fly

Wearing a tie

Down by the bay?"

[Verse 4]

Down by the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

"Did you ever see a bear

Combing his hair

Down by the bay?"

[Verse 5]

Down by the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

"Did you ever see llamas

Eating their pajamas

Down by the bay?"

[Verse 6]

Down by the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do

My mother will say

"Did you ever have a time

When you couldn't make a rhyme

Down by the bay?"

[Outro]

Down by the bay

Where the watermelons grow

Back to my home

I dare not go

For if I do