Not Every Dog Goes To Heaven
by Mark Hoppuson Dog Songs[Verse 1]
All I wanted was a happy family
Then you peed on the picnic basket
Ultimate cockblock
Albatross from our cousin Eddie
Tied you up to the car behind me
You could not keep up
You could not keep up
[Chorus]
Not every dog goes to heaven
Dinky, you're such a fucking drag
Sometimes you just have it coming
‘80s Chevy Chase was rad
[Verse 2]
Got lost on the drive to Phoenix
Explain this you son of a bitch
Family on a quest
Left a body on Normy's front yard
We'll all be whistling doo-dah
Biggest hole in the west
Biggest hole in the west
[Chorus]
Not every dog goes to heaven
Dinky, you're such a fucking drag
Sometimes you just have it coming
‘80s Chevy Chase was rad
(‘80s Chevy Chase was rad)
[Bridge]
No, everything won’t work out this time
No, everything won’t be alright
No, everything won’t be okay
No, everything won’t work out this time
(This time)
No, everything won’t be alright
No, everything won’t be okay
No, everything won’t work out this time
(This time)
[Chorus]
Not every dog goes to heaven
Dinky, you're such a fucking drag
Sometimes you just have it coming
‘80s Chevy Chase was rad
(‘80s Chevy Chase was rad)
Not every dog goes to heaven
Dinky, you're such a fucking drag
Sometimes you just have it coming
‘80s Chevy Chase was rad