[Verse 1]

And if you save yourself

You will make him happy

He'll keep you in a jar

And you'll think you're happy

He'll give you breathing holes

And you'll think you're happy

He'll cover you with grass

And you'll think you're happy now

[Chorus]

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

Conclusion came to you, oh

[Verse 2]

And if you cut yourself

You will think you're happy

He'll keep you in a jar

Then you'll make him happy

He'll give you breathing holes

Then you'll think you're happy

He'll cover you with grass

Then you'll think you're happy now

[Chorus]

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

Conclusion came to you, oh

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

Conclusion came to you, oh

[Verse 3]

And if you fool yourself

You will make him happy

He'll keep you in a jar

Then you'll think you're happy

He'll give you breathing holes

Then you will seem happy

You'll wallow in the shit

Then you'll think you're happy now

[Chorus]

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

You're in a laundry room

Conclusion came to you, oh