Featured on Lil Keke’s first album, Don’t Mess With Texas, album version chopped up by the one and only DJ Screw.[Intro: DJ Screw]

9-7, Screwed-Up Click

Soucie Folea'

Ballin' in the mix

Pimp the pen

Ball slow party on

Ah, the Screw and the Lil' K-E

Know what I'm sayin' cause uh..

Herschelwood if ya hoes that know

Lil' Keke's on the track and I'm mixed to flow

[Verse 1: Lil' Keke]

I'm still draped up and dripped out, reclining to top

Straight up, outta H-Town and the funk don't stop

Watch the trunk just pop, and the front end hop

I'mma swang on these boppers, I'ma clown on these cops

Candy red out the shop, I'm leaving paint on the street

Sippin' syrup, slangin' birds, smokin' endo Sweets

I done stay low in places, cause the playas hate Texas

TV screen, Young & the Restless, in my G.S. Lexus

From Atlanta to Virginia through the Sunset Valley

Houston, all the way to Cali, got them fought in a rally

Remember that bitch Sally? They didn't like her walk

But she still gone get fucked by Keke and the Hawk (Big Hawk)

Fat Pat and Mike D, what about Poke and the Screw

We gone bring her to the South and let the Click run through

It's real easy to see, there ain't no fuckin' with me

I pimp the pen, once again, this is Lil' Keke

[Interlude: DJ Screw]

Know what I'm saying Southside?

Let's get a draped up and dripped out, pimp the pens

Know what I'm saying?

Puttin' it down, representin' to the fullest

Know what I'm saying?

L-i-l: go on let that boy go again

[Verse 2: Lil' Keke]

It's time to lay it down, like cards on the table

Big Crib watchin' cable, ya gal lickin my navel

Who's the man? And who's the G?

L to the I to the L to the K to the E to the K to the E that's ME

Heart of a hustler, mind of a G

Punk-ass niggas can't fuck with me

Give me cocaine in regularity

Pimps on all these hoes and jet

Break a nigga neck if he don't respect

Let me pimp right-down, effect

Gone off the drank, gotta make a bank

Playa haters niggas don't want tryin' to take my 'pad

I'mma have to kill, when I come down, chrome and blades and wood wheel

Pop another pill, careful, better chill

Southside Houston Texas won't you tell me how you feel

Make another mill, while I pack my steel

Breakin' boys off with my freestyle drill

Higher than a hill, land of the trill

Pimpin' pens, hittin' skins, show another skill

[Interlude: DJ Screw]

Know what I'm saying? Pimp pens, worldwide

Break it down Screw-fless

Ya'll already know what it is, Hollywood

Ain't that right Corleone?

Straight hoggin', done deal, trick

[Verse 3: Lil' Keke]

First three of the flow, if ya hoes that know

In and out the back door, cause I gots to go

One more time I'mma flow, I'm a freestyle pro

Walkin' inside the club and dismantlin' the show

Houston, Texas, is the home of the playas and pimps

'Sace down with a limp, across the sky in a blimp

I punch in clocks, don't like dumb jocks

I'm a playa I'm a baller, baguettes and rocks

Worst strainer entertainer in the eye of the public

Niggas love me try to dub me, cause I stick to the subject

Again and again, nothing less than a win

Your foy, your friend, I'm a keep pimpin' pen (pimpin' pens)

[Verse 4: DJ Screw]

Just chill, and smoke a sweet for a second

9-7, showin' up, two-timin' on records

Steady stackin' them dollars, gassing up my Impala

Blowin' nose of young G don't wanna get swallowed

So I’m tryin to succeed, them thang’s a nigga need

The devil's beneath me, with God ain’t no stoppin' me

It's syrup, not Hennessy; blowin' up independently

I done Screwed up the industry, got these labels be pagin' me

Niggas be hatin' me, because of my paper, G

It's all about the real paper, still ain't no fakin' me

Choppin' boys up, cause you know that I'm able

L-i-l pimp the pens, I be pimpin' turntables