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(Dramatic Music)

(OMG by Usher ft Will.I.am)

Eminem: What song I should write next? What song? Probably I will call Britney bitch and what she say.

(Phone Rings: Stars Wars Ringtone)

Britney: What? Who the hell get that ringtone from? 1st-9th graders, sheesh. Hello.

Eminem: Britney, that's my girl, what are you doin today?

Britney: I don't know, maybe I gonna think about what song I should make.

Eminem: Same here, whoo! And, I need you to be my guest on my story if you do, I will do things to you like we're going berzerk.

Britney: Ooh, are you sure! You want me.

Eminem: Yes, why not.

Britney: Alright, baby and you will owe me since you mention me in last song.

Eminem: Ohh, thank you thank you! It's time for to get all sexy ass groovy.

Plankton: Err, my back, ow, I wish Krabs should snap like me like be rude too and I will get my revenge.

Karen: Uhhhhh, you just don't wanna do that!

Plankton: Bitch, please, just shut the hell up before I'll unplug you.

Karen: He will be back.

Plankton: Wow, that's easy. It's time to steal the krabby patty formula, hahahaha.... Where's that red devilish crab at?

(Mr. Krabs step on Plankton with big Sharp shoes)

Mr. Krabs: Hah, you will never win, what you gonna do and you suck dick anyway but I will launch you out and throw you out with heavy metal music.

(Heavy Metal Music On While Mr. Krabs Tossing and Launching Plankton out the Krusty Krab by 3 minutes)

Plankton: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, oow, (cries), WHYYYY, YOU ALWAYS WINNNN, THAT'S IT, I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE AND I GET OUT OF WATER NOW...

Spongebob: Wow, you're good.

Mr. Krabs: Thanks and he will never win.

Squidward: Yeah, awhile you at Jellyfishing with Patrick and Mr. Krabs toss him like a dumbass. (Laughs).....

Mr. Krabs: What is that you said?

Squidward: Huh.

Spongebob: Bye, I'll see ya tomorrow. I cant wait for Sandy will show a New sex move.

Sandy: Ready for my titties.

Spongebob: Let's get it on.

Narrator: 5 hours later.

Spongebob: Ohh, ooh, wait until I tell Brian and Stewie.

Patrick: Spongebob, why you set up the portal.

Spongebob: Going back to Family Guy Universe.... And tell them I just have sex with Sandy and then some fun stuff.

Patrick: Wow, no way and that's awesome. Have fun.

(Portal On)

Peter: Son of a bitch, who will be knocking my excitement day. Hi, Spongebob, long time.

Lois: Hi Spongebob.

All: Hey.

Spongebob: Hi and what Yall doing.

Peter: Watching funny show Flash Gordon.

Chris: Spongebob, look he talk that shit.

Lois: Chris, sorry! Just a kid.

Spongebob: I don't give a care anyway and it's kool.