[Chorus]

Family Guy Funnies

(Peter, Lois, Brian, Stewie)

Family Guy Funnies

(Hahahaha)

[Verse]

(Griffin roll call)

Peter is the dad, he's the king of the group

And I gotta see Lois in her birthday suit

Stewie's like a baby, he's the craziest

And Brian Griffin is an author and an atheist

But I don't like Chris, he's a poison to the show

And Meg-

Fuck Chris, hope he dies alone

I don't fuck with him, I don't want no love from him

I want a piano to fall from right above him, and crush him

Fuck him, don't lock him up away in the slammer

Hey, I'm rootin' for his death, Seth, kill him with hammers

Leave the casket open, show him badly broken

Show his dad's emotions, be like, "Damn, he chokin'"

Fuck Chris, he should be written off the show

Say, "Hell yeah" if you want him off the show (Hell yeah)

[Chorus]

Family Guy Funnies

(Peter, Lois, Brian, Stewie)

Family Guy Funnies

(Haha)