
[Part I]
[Intro: p, dash, jaydes, donavns]
(Ah) End up like Kurt Cobain
Found dead thinkin' of you
Found dead thinkin' of—
My penis hurts, man, I feel like a dolphin
This bitch got mad and hit me, shit started my endorphins
(I played this for my mom after I made it and she got mad)
(Aw, hell nah, bro, what the fuck?) I hope my mom doesn't find this
Yo, I smack ass, gamble, and think of weed
She like sex, money, drugs, so I call that bitch my twin
Yo, that nigga's a virgin, I swear to God, he never had any—
He never smacked ass or smoked weed in his life
(\*Hi, pokken\*, \*\*ovine hall\*\*)
[Verse: p & dash]
I feel like Lucy Jade, my life is fucking beautiful (Shoutout Lucy Jade)
I feel like Lucy Jade, I fuck with Perto (Shoutout Mar)
I feel like Lucy Jadе (Fuck), I started listening to The Hеllp (The Hellp is ass)
I feel like Lucy Jade, I think I'm autistic (I'm autistic)
I tell my girlfriend that I think I'm autistic
I say retarded a lot so I hope I'm autistic (I don't say that word)
I have ADHD, I'm already neurodivergent (I'm not that)
My girlfriend has autism, they're neurodivergent (Me)
I fucking hate voto, do it for me
Lowkey shoutout hyper, raresy (Glaive Hub)
(Wait, let me speak on it)
Man, I used to hate lucy jade (My bestie)
I fucking hated adam (Gibbalisious)
I fucking hate re6ce (He's dogshit)
I fucking hated dash (corpsecollecting)
I'm gonna speak from the heart, I can't believe VALENTINE
That guy is a pedophile, every glaive fan is a pedophile (True)
Fuck-ass shit but I had to get used to it (Pedophiles)
I lost my old friends and now I'm straight losin' it (Pedophiles)
I feel like Dave Blunts, I feel fat as shit (Fuck Dave Blunts)
I feel like Dave Blunts, I wanna eat a burger (Hahaha)
I ate three slices of pizza and I'm still fucking hungry (Fuck)
The movie theater charged eight dollars for a drink, now I'm in fucking poverty (This nigga poor)
I remember when I wanted chicken and waffles
I had to go out and get chicken and waffles (I don't eat chicken and waffles)
Now I want pancakes (Cinnamon buns)
I'm gonna go and get pancakes (January 6th)
I feel like Perto, I'm in a temper tantrum (What the fuck?)
I feel like glaive, all I do is try my best (glaive, glaive)
I feel like legacy, all I do is fry my eggs (glaive, glaive, glaive, glaive, glaive)
I feel like glaive, oh, oh well (Perto)
I hated what I originally did, so I'm rerecording this (Perto gotta drop)
Fuck glaive\news, Jay is my opp (The original verse was way better)
Tiky too, y'all ain't talk to me (Fuck that nigga)
Fuck the Tampa show, you ain't even post "foreigner" right (I lowkey ran glaive\news)
Spent a thousand on this coat, this shit is foreign to ya
I own Glaive Hub, man, I am a loser (True)
I begged to be in glaive\news, I am a fucking loser (True)
I have every glaive snippet on my hard drive, I really am a loser (True)
I feel like VaultOfGlaive, he's also a fucking loser (True)
I wish I was VaultOfGlaive, he has so much unreleased music (I might wake up my parents)
I am broke as shit, I don't have any unreleased music (Lame ass nigga)
My friends all have unreleased music (Facts)
I can't believe I used to fuck with Spencer (Broke furry)
Someone once offered me "seven deadly sins" (Twice)
But I am broke as shit, I can't even buy stems
I gambled all my money, I wasn't even making pennies
I gambled too much, my girl made me delete my accounts (Gambling)
Call me pokken, I'm throwing it back Call me pokken, I'm tryna guess Call me pokken, what is Genius? Yo Toxi, what is Genius? (Man, fuck, I miss Toxi)
[Segue: ToxiPlays]
We ride 'til sunset
Hi, I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
I'm intentionally skippin' that line
Book's your game? Just shout my name
While you let me use my whip
[Part II]
[Verse 1]
Trap jumping (Jumping) like Liam Payne (El Primo)
But I could never fall off, I'm not Liam Payne (Jumping)
He saw the money, it was in one direction
Dumbass donkey still went the other direction
I got ice on my wrist, Zayn Malik (Ninjago)
Don't know what I'm saying but my brain is procephalic
Feel like Juice WRLD, my lyrics are out of this world
He said he won't die but he still fucking died (Rest in peace)
I really fuck with Juice WRLD, 999
The Party Never Ends was really fucking dogshit (Yash)
Lucid dreams still on yo' bitch playlist
Dash sent me this beat and it's a jerk beat I think I'm gonna jerk it to this jerk beat (Jacking off)
Man, my ass so fat, yeah, I shake it for my shawty (Shirtless mukbang)
Lowkey call me Taylor Swift 'cause I feel like the man right now (Jack Antonoff)
I remember when my ex wanted to smash my head in
I asked her to give me head, she shouted "Are you jokin'?"
Four years later, I'm still a virgin (Hahahaha)
I need to make this rhyme so I'm gonna say heterochromatin (Tightly coiled chromosomal material that stains deeply during interphase and is believed to be genetically inactive)
[Verse 2]
(Okay, I'm gonna bring back Liam Payne)
We got the euthanasia, leave 'em like Liam Payne (Jumping)
We gon' kill that bitch, leave him in pain
Broke into the house, destroyed the window pane
Told the bitch to strip that down, she knew to give me brain
Man, I still think 'bout Genius a lot (You're now server muted)
I used to run the server, no cap (Why'd NoBap approve these lyrics?)
I fuck with CamiG and ckr (Why is \*\*\*\*\*\* not banned yet?)
Sadly they don't think I should be in the server (I agree)
Self-react soldier, slowsilver soldier (Hi, Dopa)
RG4L, man, that's life (It's hard to collect wages from a corpse; This is a pokken exclusive; benisntokay; Real gooners for life; slowsilver03)