[PC Speaker]

Sit down and take five while I defrag your drive

With Jack in the Box tacos and a dope G5

If you bought MySpace Records Volume 1

I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my internet gun

My harddrive is huge, MP3s are external

Back up off the urinal and write in my LiveJournal

At the 'puter all night cause my life is nocturnal

Data backup assures that my porn is eternal

"You crazy," that's what all those bitches got to say

So I whip it out and post a pic in my LJ

Friends only cause I don't want my Mom to see

If she saw, she'd cut off the internet and cable TV

But I don't give a fuck about those internet hoes

I gotta cut em off before they want to propose

Cause the herpes isn't covered by my HMOs

Delete 'em from my Buddy List if that's how it goes

[Motherboard]

Futuristic Sex Robotz, always on the scene

And we'll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP

We don't have no love for the internet skeeze

Cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green

[Coaxke]

Tripping balls in bathroom stalls, waiting for a fine ass bitch to call

The THC hits my CPU, and I'm chasing after dimes like an Orthodox Jew

Plug and play a bitch, I'm a player bitch

Like some virus shit, counting web site hits

My Punisher fan grill is illing, when I see you on the street, your shit will be spilling

I'll infect you with Sasser, and MS Blaster

Pop-ups be popping up faster and faster

I master, a DAT tape full of raw raps, perhaps, my shit make your whole crew collapse

All you hackers, who getting on my case, Coaxke is here, and I'll reformat your fucking face

[Motherboard]

Futuristic Sex Robotz, always on the scene

And we'll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP, (Sex Robotz motherfucker)

We don't have no love for the internet skeeze

Cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green

[PC Speaker]

Sit back, cause I got a little story to tell

And no I'm not talking about no AOL

I'm talking about how FireFox saved me from browser hell

While I was using Internet Explorer on my DSL

FireFox 0.3, it spoke to me, it said

"I'll make your life better than you ever could dream

I'll get rid of all those pop-ups for free MP3s

And I'll blow spyware's head off while it's down on its knees"

[Motherboard]

Futuristic Sex Robotz, always on the scene

And we'll heat up your case just like an Athlon XP, (Sex Robotz motherfucker)

We don't have no love for the internet skeeze

Cause our PayPal accounts are overflowing with green

[PC Speaker]

Yo, if you were spyware, you can't hear this shit anymore because you're fucking dead, motherfucker

We busting up the block with our iced out modded cases and 120mm Punisher fan-grills, motherfucker

And if your Mom talks shit to us, we'll kill her and burn her in a motherfucking van, motherfucker

And write about that shit in our LiveJournals, motherfucker

And if you want something crazy, like pineapple, fuck you, we'll kill you motherfucker