“Love Drunk” is one of the many unreleased tracks recorded during the Relapse era circa 2009.

The track devotes each of its three verses to some of Eminem’s supposed love interests. It starts with envy over… Read More [Intro]

Oh, oh

Oh

I think I'm intoxicated

I think I-, I think I'm tipsy (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 1]

There once was a woman that wanted to rub cunts

With another woman in the tub while they scrubbed each others buns

And stick cucumbers in each others cubbies in Tubby

Sup buns, here she comes, and her name was "Ellen"

She fell in love with the wrong girl, though

Cast a spell and Portia became lesbo

She was forced to lick it when Ellen says so

But she hadn't met the convicted felon ("Let's go")

Is what he said when he climbed through the window

I'm here to save you ("I'm a lesbian though")

No you're not, you just haven't met the right man

I'll bet you nobody can do it like I can

You think she can lick it? Shit, I got a tongue like a lizard

I lick my own eyebrows with it

Plus, I can get all Amy Winehouse with it

Take my false teeth out, now baby, lie down

[Chorus]

Is it the brew? (Brew)

Or is it the drugs? (Drugs)

That make me do the things that I do

When I'm in love? (Love)

'Cause I don't know what possesses me to act this way

Could it be my brain that makes me so strange?

'Cause the way I think is just so deranged

(I'm love drunk)

[Post-Chorus]

Girl, your lovin'

Has got me drunk (Drunk)

I don't know what I'm doin'

Please help me up (Me up)

'Cause I keep fallin' for you

I'm damn near crawling for you

You hear me callin' for you

I'm drunk off your love (Love)

[Verse 2]

I've got a hot date with an ex-playmate named Kendra

Creepin' up on her like a ninja

She don't know it yet, but I'm kinda upset

Even though we ain't met, how come we ain't fucked yet?

On the "Smack That" video set

I was getting so mad, she ain't give me no dap

I just kept lookin' at her while she's doing her hair

In back of my mind, I was screwin' her (Yeah)

She's putting on makeup, but I really don't care

Oh, man, he ain't gonna really go there?

Hand me the water bottle, up, full throttle

Over to her, like you wanna look pretty, ho? (Here)

Now you look real cute, that'll teach you

To ignore me when I'm drunk, then she jumped up like

"Shady, I'ma kill you, I'ma beat you"

Does this mean that we can't fuck?

[Chorus]

So is it the brew? (Brew)

Or is it the drugs? (Drugs)

That make me do the things that I do

When I'm in love? (Love)

'Cause I don't know what possesses me to act this way

Could it be my brain that makes me so strange?

'Cause the way I think is just so deranged

(I'm love drunk)

[Post-Chorus]

Girl, your lovin'

Has got me drunk (Drunk)

I don't know what I'm doin'

Please help me up (Me up)

'Cause I keep fallin' for you

I'm damn near crawling for you

You hear me callin' for you

I'm drunk off your love (Love, yeah)

[Verse 3]

The last girl on my list

Was beat up by her boyfriend, 'cause he was pissed

I hope that I don't offend her, but I just

Wanna creep through her window to get a kiss

It's unlocked, so I enter and tell her shush (Shh)

Not a peep, not a whimper, you'll wake Chris

I don't wanna lose my temper, now take this

That's when I just begin to hit her with

All the force I can put into my little fist

Give her one to the temple, isn't this

The kinda shit that you're into? Yes, it is

I kick her while I lick her clitoris

She's moanin' and screamin', now look at this

She just swallowed all my semen and slit her wrist

Then we took a bubble bath, beat her with an umbrella

Made her laugh, said, "I love you," then I threw her down my elevator shaft

[Chorus]

Is it the brew? (Brew)

Or is it the drugs? (Drugs)

That make me do the things that I do

When I'm in love? (Love)

'Cause I don't know what possesses me to act this way

Could it be my brain that makes me so strange?

'Cause the way I think is just so deranged

(I'm love drunk)

[Post-Chorus]

Girl, your lovin'

Has got me drunk (Drunk)

I don't know what I'm doin'

Please help me up (Me up)

'Cause I keep fallin' for you

I'm damn near crawling for you

You hear me callin' for you

I'm drunk off your love (Love)