[Intro]

[Verse 1]

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly, I'm cryin'

[Verse 2]

Sitting on a cornflake

Waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

[Chorus]

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

[Verse 3]

Mister City policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run, I'm cryin'

I'm cryin', I'm cryin', I'm cryin'

[Verse 4]

Yellow-matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

[Chorus]

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

[Bridge]

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

[Chorus]

I am the egg man (Now good sir, what are you?)

They are the egg men (A poor man, made tame to fortune's blows)

I am the walrus

Goo goo goo joob (Good pity)

G'goo goo g'joob

[Verse 5]

Expert, textpert, choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

(Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snied, I'm cryin'

[Verse 6]

Semolina pilchard

Climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them

Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

[Chorus]

I am the eggman

They are the eggmen

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Goo goo a'joob g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo

Joob! Joob! Joob!

[Bridge]

Joob! Joob! Joob!

Joob! Joob! Joob! Joob! Joob!

Joob! Joob!

Joob! Joob!

[Outro]

Umpa, umpa, stick it up your jumper

Everybody's got one, everybody's got one

“Villain, take my Purse

If ever thou wilt thrive, bury my Body

And give the Letters which thou findst about me

To Edmund Earl of Gloucester: seek him out upon the English Party

Oh, untimely death, death–”

“I know thee well, a serviceable Villain; as duteous to the Vices of thy Mistress as badness would desire”

“What, is he dead?”

“Sit you down, Father; rest you”