[PERSEPHONE, spoken]

Step into my office

[PERSEPHONE]

I don't know about you, boys

But if you're like me

Then hanging around this old manhole

Is bringing you down

Six-feet-under

Getting under your skin

Cabin fever is a-setting in

You're stir crazy!

Stuck in a rut!

Oh you could use a little pick-me-up

I can give you what it is you crave

A little something from the good old days

I got the wind right here in a jar

I got the rain on tap at the bar

I got sunshine up on the shelf

Allow me to introduce myself:

Brother, what's my name?

My name is-

[HERMES & WORKERS]

Our Lady of the Underground!

[PERSEPHONE]

Brother, what's my name?

[HERMES & WORKERS]

Our Lady of Ways!

Our Lady of Means!

[PERSEPHONE]

Brother, what's my name?

My name is…

[HERMES & WORKERS]

Our Lady of the Upside Down!

[PERSEPHONE]

Wanna know my name?

I'll tell you my name-

Persephone!

Come here, brother- let me guess:

It's the little things you miss

Spring flowers

Autumn leaves

Ask me, brother, and you shall receive

Or maybe these just ain't enough

Maybe you're looking for some stronger stuff

I got a sight for the sorest eye

When was the last time you saw the sky?

Wipe away your tears, brother

Brother, I know how you feel

I can see you're blinded by the sadness of it all

But look a little closer and

Everything will be revealed

Look a little closer and

There's a crack in the wall!

[PERSEPHONE introduces the band, and the COMPANY cheers each player]

[PERSEPHONE, spoken]

Ladies and Gentlemen, Brian Drye on the trombone!

Marika Hughes on the cello!

Dana Lyn on the violin!

Ben Perowsky on the drums!

Robinson Morse on the bass!

Michael Chorney on the guitar!

And Liam Robinson on the keys!

[PERSEPHONE]

You want stars? [COMPANY cheers] I got a skyfull!

Put a quarter in the slot, you'll get an eyeful

You want the moon?

Yeah, I got her too

She's right here waiting in my pay-per-view

How long's it been?

A little moonshine ain't no sin

Tell my husband to take his time!

What the boss don’t know

The boss won't mind