+Beautiful Teamsters

Beautiful Teamsters, please let me join

Can't drive a truck, but I'm willing to loin

Beautiful Teamsters, I love youse all

That's why I'm standing by your union hall

I would be proud to carry my load

Help all the drivers stuck by the road

Beautiful Teamsters, driving by night

Pass on the left side, but not on the right

Wouldst you would take me, life would be sweet

Then I could eat where the truck drivers eat

Beautiful Teamsters, I'll pay the dues

Give me the news that I'm now one of youse

Crossing state lines with no opposition

Thanks to the Interstate Commoice Commission

Driving through sleet and blizzard and shower

Blocking each street at the peak of rush hour

Tossing big boxes into the air

'Specially the ones that say, "Handle With Care."

Beautiful Teamsters, won't you take me

Or I'll to back to practicing brain soigery