[Verse 1: Aristotle (Father) & Ken Kaniff]

Hi, is Ken home? I was callin' 'bout a job

Yeah, this is Ken, how ya doing? What you want?

Well I'm doing fine, thanks for asking

Stop laughing

I'm sorry I've just never heard a voice with your passion

Anyways what you callin' 'bout, and what you need?

I read your ad in the paper and thought that you could be a qualified babysitter for my daughter Katy

Ooh Hailie?

No Katy!

Shit that sounds shady

Sir I just...

I know what you want, fine I'll do it

How old is baby Katy does she feed on baby food?

Does she use a pacifier? Cuz I got one that's attached to the middle of my legs [?]

Wait, what the fuck are you talkin' about?

You wanna put your dick in my six year-old daughters mouth?

What the hell, shit I'm hanging up the phone leave me alonе

Wait I'm sorry hold on fuck, shit dial tone

[Chorus: Aristotle (Father)]

If you're a father with kids agеs sixteen to six

There's a babysitter out on the prowl lookin' for kids

He's not armed at all but considered quite dangerous

Warn your children, tell 'em stay away from strangers

If you're a father with kids ages sixteen to six

There's a babysitter out on the prowl lookin' for kids

He's not armed at all but considered quite dangerous

Warn your children, tell 'em stay away from strangers

[Verse 2: Aristotle (Father) & Ken Kaniff]

Hello?

Hi, sorry about that

How'd you get this number?

Star 69, dumb fuck, it works wonders

I wonder, I met a girl named Katy last summer, at a slumber party, hardly sixteen or younger, under-aged just the way I like 'em

Wait, you like 'em?

I love 'em, fuck I can't get enough of them

Actually, Katy, does she go to Elementary?

Yeah, that...

One school cross the penitentiary

Wait, how'd you know rapist, sick perverted stalker, leave me and my daughter alone before I call the cops!

Yo don't bother, sucker, I got your baby hooked I scope her out from school sometimes when you don't look

Forget about it sir, do you want me to babysit?

Fuck no! Are you out of your mind you crazy shit?!

Now look, you called me I was talkin' to kill some time I'm a babysitter

Nah, you're out of your mind

[Chorus: Aristotle (Father)]

If you're a father with kids ages sixteen to six

There's a babysitter out on the prowl lookin' for kids

He's not armed at all but considered quite dangerous

Warn your children, tell 'em stay away from strangers

If you're a father with kids ages sixteen to six

There's a babysitter out on the prowl lookin' for kids

He's not armed at all but considered quite dangerous

Warn your children, tell 'em stay away from strangers

[Verse 3: Aristotle (Father) & Ken Kaniff]

Put your daughter on the phone and see if she recognizes

Please, leave me alone, this is turning into a crisis!

You're telling me, basically my daughter was molested by some sick fuck like you, look, I'm having you arrested!

It's not ok, my daughter's now six and a half, don't you get it motherfucker, what's your problem?

Don't laugh! Even if you're joking this shit's still not funny!

You're smokin' chill out dawg, I'm playing with you dummy

Oh, you're joking, thank god

I thought you were being real

I almost had a heart attack, but now I feel a whole lot better!

Well you shouldn't cuz I fucked her

Wait who?

Your daughter, in a dumpster motherfucker

I'm never gonna change, got that better accept it

Wait, what about my daughter?

Bottom line, she was molested

I can't believe that people like you really exist!

Well we do, and we sell albums too, you little bitch

[Chorus: Aristotle (Father)]

If you're a father with kids ages sixteen to six

There's a babysitter out on the prowl lookin' for kids

He's not armed at all but considered quite dangerous

Warn your children, tell 'em stay away from strangers

If you're a father with kids ages sixteen to six

There's a babysitter out on the prowl lookin' for kids

He's not armed at all but considered quite dangerous

Warn your children, tell 'em stay away from strangers