[Chorus] Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse [Verse 1] Slob on my knob, I'm a heartthrob Got a nose job, got a blowjob Corn on the cob, spongy like Bob Sleep on the job, thingamabob Lost in my meat, I'm a sheep and I bleat Yams are so sweet, just like a beet Don't get cocky, like bukkake Chicken jockey, getting gawky Playing hockey in Milwaukee Mike Wazowski, Tchaikovsky I am a pioneer, I am drinking a beer I am yielding a spear, my ass is like a sphere Crossing the frontier, bring in the new year Becoming a queer, this is my premiere Thousand lightyears, into high gear This is my year, I'm a sightseer [Chorus] Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse [Verse 2] I cook meth in a microwave Supervise me or I'll misbehave Radioactive like a gamma wave Soaking wet like a tidal wave Everybody likes this song Everybody likes my schlong Everybody's playing pong Everybody sees my dong Everybody wears a thong Everybody's in Hong Kong Everybody's in Guangdong Everybody says "ching chong" I can't find my way out They thought it was a drought They thought I was a Kraut They thought I had the gout [Chorus] Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse [Verse 3] Rest in peace Pope Francis Draw him on a canvas I’m flying in the air just like the capital of Kansas I’m lost in the stew My willy shoots out goo Cranking my hog then I'm winding a caribou I’m a reindeer call me Rudolph All my toenails are chewed off It only takes two strokes before I’m ready to shoot off Riding through on the Billmobile Shooting out from the Killmobile Cash in like a ram and I bleat like a sheep but please don’t turn me into veal I’m lost in the murk Feel like Little Durk Every time my cock stands up I do a little jerk This is my escape My asshole’s agape I was devastated when i found out bout the Pape I climb the mons pubis My Johnson is the hugest Off the grid like I’m Buddhist I fucking hate Ted Nugent This song is so jolly I’m on fentanyl and molly Smell like shit like a Bengali Good boy like a border collie [Chorus] Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse