[Chorus]

Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce

You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss

If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas

You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse

Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce

You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss

If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas

You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse

[Verse 1]

Slob on my knob, I'm a heartthrob

Got a nose job, got a blowjob

Corn on the cob, spongy like Bob

Sleep on the job, thingamabob

Lost in my meat, I'm a sheep and I bleat

Yams are so sweet, just like a beet

Don't get cocky, like bukkake

Chicken jockey, getting gawky

Playing hockey in Milwaukee

Mike Wazowski, Tchaikovsky

I am a pioneer, I am drinking a beer

I am yielding a spear, my ass is like a sphere

Crossing the frontier, bring in the new year

Becoming a queer, this is my premiere

Thousand lightyears, into high gear

This is my year, I'm a sightseer

[Chorus]

Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce

You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss

If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas

You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse

Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce

You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss

If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas

You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse

[Verse 2]

I cook meth in a microwave

Supervise me or I'll misbehave

Radioactive like a gamma wave

Soaking wet like a tidal wave

Everybody likes this song

Everybody likes my schlong

Everybody's playing pong

Everybody sees my dong

Everybody wears a thong

Everybody's in Hong Kong

Everybody's in Guangdong

Everybody says "ching chong"

I can't find my way out

They thought it was a drought

They thought I was a Kraut

They thought I had the gout

[Chorus]

Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce

You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss

If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas

You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse

Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce

You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss

If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas

You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse

[Verse 3]

Rest in peace Pope Francis

Draw him on a canvas

I’m flying in the air just like the capital of Kansas

I’m lost in the stew

My willy shoots out goo

Cranking my hog then I'm winding a caribou

I’m a reindeer call me Rudolph

All my toenails are chewed off

It only takes two strokes before I’m ready to shoot off

Riding through on the Billmobile

Shooting out from the Killmobile

Cash in like a ram and I bleat like a sheep but please don’t turn me into veal

I’m lost in the murk

Feel like Little Durk

Every time my cock stands up I do a little jerk

This is my escape

My asshole’s agape

I was devastated when i found out bout the Pape

I climb the mons pubis

My Johnson is the hugest

Off the grid like I’m Buddhist

I fucking hate Ted Nugent

This song is so jolly

I’m on fentanyl and molly

Smell like shit like a Bengali

Good boy like a border collie

[Chorus]

Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce

You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss

If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas

You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse

Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce

You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss

If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas

You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse

Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce

You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss

If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas

You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse

Can't find my way home 'cause I'm lost in the sauce

You look like a gnome whereas I am the boss

If I hear "shalom" then I'm part of Hamas

You're touching my stick like we're playing lacrosse