Theres a very good plant

Whats up guys, lil heez here

Today ill be talking to you about this very cool plant that i found

Its a very good plant, so le-lets just discuss this plant, alright

So first of all, it does not need any sunlight or water

Which is very good

And which also means that it actually never dies

This plant is, immortal

It will last longer than your entire bloodline, and your father in bed

Um, also it is a very pretty plant, it has nice colours, nice, sharp edges for murdering people

Like political opponents

It is also a very good texture, for murdering people, like uh, oil giants and government representatives

And also just to touch, because its very smooth, its a very good, uh texture for a plant

So, thats about it