[Intro]

Oh, you’re such a good guy when you wanna be

But when you don’t, feels like you’re my enemy

[Verse 1]

You go out to the bar

Makes you feel like a star

Better pray that I don’t see your car

‘Cause I keep having dreams I’m gonna key it

You’ll call the cops, but I didn’t mean it

It’s interesting that I was the whore

What’d my friends find your tinder profile for?

I must admit, I tried to ignore it

But sometimes you just fucking bored me

[Pre-Chorus]

Man, you fucking blew it, babe

You’re looking like a loser, babe

[Chorus]

But you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes

So I guess you won

So take a second to admirе all the work you’ve done

Don’t call mе crying ‘cause I already did

And just save your tears ‘cause you’ll need them

‘Cause if one if thing that you said was true

Yeah, you’re right, I don’t deserve you

[Post-Chorus]

Yeah, you’re right, I don’t deserve you

You’re right! I don’t deserve you

Yeah, you’re right, I don’t

[Verse 2]

Now I’m an evil little monster with my phasers set to kill

And I ain’t stopping running ’til I get my record deal

It’s unbelievable

It’s inconceivable

The man of my dreams is fucking unachievable

It’s like you’re hiding for me after every corner

And if you have a new girl, guess you’d better warn her

That your ex is crazy and a bitch

Wait, I just did it myself!

Guess I am really a snitch!

[Pre-Chorus]

Man, you fucking blew it, babe

You’re looking like a loser, babe

[Chorus]

But you play stupid games, you win stupid prizes

So I guess you won

So take a second to admire all the work you’ve done

Don’t call me crying ‘cause I already did

And just save your tears ‘cause you’ll need them

‘Cause if one if thing that you said was true

Yeah, you’re right, I don’t deserve you

[Post-Chorus]

Yeah, you’re right, I don’t deserve you

You’re right! I don’t deserve you

Yeah, you’re right, I don’t deserve you

[Outro]

Yeah, you’re right, I don’t deserve you

You’re right! I don’t deserve you

Yeah, you’re right, I don’t deserve you