[Intro]

We hate everyone

We hate everyone

We hate everyone

We hate everyone

We hate everyone

We hate everyone

We hate everyone

We hate everyone

[Verse 1]

Wanted smoked turkey, instead they gave me roasted

Life would be easy if bitches just did what I told em

Bunch of rich kids, white shit up on their noses

Dickhead elected even though I freaking voted

No one RSVP’d to the party that I hosted

Swimming in a pool of negative emotions

Get too close, I’ll sue

Fuck you and your mom too

I hate beagles and sunshine

Losers and anime

Only thing I love is this world is a tragedy

Seven days straight, I’ll complain, right

Wanna see me satisfied, better hang tight

I got beef with the MTA, all my relatives are my enemies

Everybody blows regardless of what I do

There’s a hair in my Thai food

[Chorus]

I hate my job, I hate my dog, I hate it all

I hate my friends, I hate my dad, it’s all their fault

Sometimes I even think that I might hate myself

I, I hate everyone and nobody can help

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone and nobody can help

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone and nobody can help

[Verse 2]

Crowded in the subway, robbed out my pockets

OD’ed on vitamin C but obviously got sick

Housewives addicted to gossip

A dozen idiots rubbing tits in a mosh pit

Paid all my bills but the water’s still toxic

Only thing to do now is sit around and talk shit

Doing awesome, it’s all FUBAR

Fuck you and your cool car

I hate flowers and airplanes

Nice guys and good deeds

Only thing I love in this world is some good weed

Breathe in and out but I’m angry

My son does drugs, his teachers blame me

Boss won’t pay me, government’s faithless

Dislike things and I have no basis

Not sorry, how’s that?

Dead rat in my mousetrap

[Refrain]

I don’t want to see beauty

But I don’t want to see beauty

[Chorus]

I hate my job, I hate my dog, I hate it all

I hate my friends, I hate my dad, it’s all their fault

Sometimes I even think that I might hate myself

I, I hate everyone and nobody can help

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone and nobody can help

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone and nobody can help

[Bridge]

Deck stacked against me, my heart filled with emptiness

I like it like when it’s getting worse

I like it like when it’s getting worse

Deck stacked against me, my heart filled with emptiness

I like it like when it’s getting worse

I like it like when it’s getting worse

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone and nobody can help

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone

I, I hate everyone and nobody can help

[Chorus]

I hate my job, I hate my dog, I hate it all

I hate my friends, I hate my dad, it’s all their fault

Sometimes I even think that I might hate myself

I, I hate everyone and nobody can help