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I saw a big, dead possum in the street tonight

He was stinking up inside

He was a thrifty guy, pretty nifty guy

'Til the very end

Probably had lots of friends

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But now he's big, dead, possum in the street tonight

He was a pretty nice guy

His family cried a river when his daughter sent a shiver

When she said he might be lying

Maybe he's just faking

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He was a big, alive possum

Just chillin' in the road

He was a big, fat, lying possum

Gone to run off with his possum hoe

Crystal