[Intro]

Dear Diary

Mood: Apathetic

My life is spiraling downward

I couldn't get enough money to go to the "Blood Red Romance" and "Suffocate Me Dry" concert

It sucks cause they play some of my favorite songs

Like "Stab my heart because I love you" And "Rip apart my soul" And of course "Stabby rip stab stab"

And it doesn't help

That I couldn't get my hair to do that flippy thing either

Like that guy from that band can do

Some days

You know...

[Verse 1]

I'm an emo kid

Non-conforming as can be

You'd be non-conforming too if you look just like me

I have paint on my nails and makeup on my face

I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs

Cause I feel real deep when dressing in drag

I call it freedom of expression

Most just call me a fag

Our dudes look like chicks and chicks look like dykes

Cause emo is one step below transvestite

[Chorus]

Stop my breathing and slit my throat

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows

I must be emo

[Verse 2]

I'm dark and sensitive with low self-esteem

The way I dress makes everyday feel like Halloween

I have no real problems

But I like to make believe

I stole my sister's mascara

Now I'm grounded for a week

Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies

I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing

Girls keep breaking up with me

It's never any fun

They say they already have a pussy They don't need another one

[Chorus]

Stop my breathing and slit my throat

I must be emo

I don't jump around when I go to shows

I must be emo

Dye in my hair and polish on my toes

I must be emo

I play guitar and write suicide notes

I must be emo

[Interlude]

My life is just a black abyss, you know?

It's so dark

And it's suffocating me

Grabbing a hold of me

And tightening its grip

Tighter than a pair of my little sister's jeans

Which look great on me by the way

[Verse 3]

When I get depressed

I cut my wrist in every direction

Hearing songs about getting dumped gives me an erection

I write in a live journal

And wear thick rimmed glasses

I tell my friends I bleed black

And cry during classes

I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth

You can read me 'Catcher in the Rye'

And watch me jack off

I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life

If I said that I like girls

I'd only be half right

[Chorus]

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo

I must be emo

Screw Xbox

I play old school Nintendo

I must be emo

I like to whine and hate my parentals

I must be emo

Me and my friends all look like clones

I must be emo

[Outro]

My parents don't get me, you know?

They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy

Well, a couple guys

But still, I mean it's the 2000's

Can't two or four dudes make out with each other without being gay?

I mean, chicks dig that kinda thing anyways

I don't know, diary

Sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me

You're my best friend

I feel like tacos