(One, two, three, four!) [Verse 1] Another year gone by But still I can't say that I learned much I still chug my caffeine And I still hate God Another year gone by but still I can't tell why I cry so much Do I need love or just a blowjob? [Chorus] Cause it seems like life's a party Where everyone gets drunk and laid But me! [Verse 2] It's a beautiful night, but I can't say that it helps much Life is still a lengthy suicide pact And its a beautiful night, and that I wished I didn't give a fuck I should have hopped that train, then never looked back [Chorus] It seems like life's a party Where everyone's too fucking smashed to leave (Pat: Alright, so uh- Male voice: Wait, wait, what about 'Fuck Cops'? Pat: No, we're not doing that one. Alright, so when I'm at home, I spend most of my time in a parking lot in my town called Harmony Parking Lot. Now there's a song about that, and this is how it goes.)