[Verse 1]

I caught you cheating

You had the nerve to say you're sleepin', just not with her

But tell your friends that I'll be lost without you

And I'll admit it sometimes I miss when we were in it

So I made a list so I'll never forget all the things I hate about you

[Chorus]

Ten, you're selfish

Nine, you're jaded

Eight, the dumbest guy I've dated

Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked

Only six seconds and I had to fake it

Five, you're toxic

Four, can't trust you

Three, you still got mommy issues

Two years of your bullshit I can't undo

One, I hate the fact that you made me love you

[Verse 2]

Your friends must suck if they think you're cool

A sloppy drunk obsessed with his Juul

Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money

And I don't know how I fell for your shit

You gross me out, now I've got the ick

And I've got a list of why you don't get to fuck me

[Chorus]

Ten, you're selfish

Nine, you're jaded

Eight, the dumbest guy I've dated

Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked

Only six seconds and I had to fake it

Five, you're toxic

Four, can't trust you

Three, you still got mommy issues

Two years of your bullshit I can't undo

One, I hate the fact that you made me love you

[Bridge]

You made me love you

You made me love you

Ooh, oh, how'd you make me love you?

And I'll admit it, sometimes I miss when we were in it

So I made a list, yeah

Ten things I hate about you

[Chorus]

Ten, you're selfish

Nine, you're jaded

Eight, the dumbest guy I've dated

Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked

Only six seconds and I had to fake it

Five, you're toxic

Four, can't trust you

Three, you still got mommy issues

Two years of your bullshit I can't undo

One, I hate the fact that you made me love you