[Verse 1]

A tooth cracked and broken

It's existence unspoken

Except when

It starts to complain

I probably deserve it

With the food that I've served it

But then again

All my friends had the same

[Chorus]

I have a neocanine

And it's not gonna stay in line

It's a wretched little thing

[Verse 2]

It's some sort of token

For the things I have broken

And surrounded

By others it's own

If you ask a yeoman

What to do when it's nerves have won

He'll opine that

We are narcissists all

[Chorus]

I havе a neocanine

And it's not gonna stay in line

It's a wrеtched little thing

I have a neocanine

But it's all gonna be just fine

It's shaped just like a ring

[Bridge]

It's not a ring, it's a collar

It's not a ring, it's a collar

It's not a ring, it's a collar

It's not a ring, it's a collar

It's not a ring, it's a collar

It's not a ring, it's a collar

It's not a ring, it's a collar

It's not a ring, it's a collar

[Chorus]

I have a neocanine

And it's not gonna stay in line

It's a wretched little thing

I have a neocanine

But it's all gonna be just fine

It's shaped just like a ring