[Verse 1: Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire]

I can't poop in strange places (Strange places)

I can only poop in my home

It's as though I'm watched by strange faces (Strange faces)

It's why I never roam

[Interlude: Glenn Quagmire]

Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those newspapers

Just grab one and go!

I'm looking for a job, okay?!

[Verse 2: Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire & Both]

I've left Stewie alone with strangers (Strangers)

To satisfy my fecal needs...

I'd put my whole family in danger

To poop before my anus bleeds

[Chorus: Peter Griffin & Glenn Quagmire]

Home bowl, home bowl

You know just what I need

Home bowl, home bowl

Poop before my anus bleeds