[Verse 1]

I was born smarter than most into this world of disarray

I was told to listen to all the dumb shit people say

But I dug wisdom from my own well and I never had a moment of doubt

I worded a thesis at six years old that had the world all figured out, it goes

[Chorus]

Women, men

That's two kinds of trouble

Enemies, friends

Just two kinds of trouble

[Verse 2]

I never walked a single step in nobody else's shoes

And I never really talked to people 'cause that's time you can't afford to lose

Every word somebody spoke was thе dumbest I ever hеard

I'll keep stickin' to what I know and tell the truth about the world, it goes

[Chorus]

Cops, police

Just two kinds of trouble

Robbers, thieves

Two kinds of trouble

Boats, planes

Just two kinds of trouble

Norwegians and Danes, yeah

Just two kinds of trouble

[Post-Chorus]

That's two kinds of trouble

That's two kinds of trouble

That's two kinds of trouble

Just two kinds of trouble

[Bridge]

Some say philosophy, I say great if you're unsure

Just a bunch of circular reasoning bordering on the obscure

Others merely scratch the surface, I can really penetrate

I'll serve up a stew so simple and pure, no room for debate, 'cause I know

Two kinds of trouble

Just two kinds of trouble

[Chorus]

Work, play

Two kinds of trouble

Night, day

Two kinds of trouble

One thing, another thing

Just two kinds of trouble

Anything and everything

Two kinds of trouble