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Kamikaze

by Eminemon Kamikaze

[Intro]

(Fack) Okay (Fack), how do I say this? (Fack)

Last year (Fack) didn't work out so well for me (Fack)

(Fack last year) (Fack) (Last year can eat a dick)

2018 (Fack), well (Fack)

Heh, yeah, I'm a fuckin' kamikaze crashin' into everything

You beat me, Islamic Nazi, that means there is no such thing

I've been goin' for your jugular since Craig G Duck Alert

Wedgie in my underwear, the whole bed sheet and the comforter

[Verse 1]

Stuck up in my rectal crack, kiss my disrespectful ass

I'll ride through your cul-de-sac

Window cracked, bumpin' your reference tracks

Y-you collaborative effort rap, I-I have never said his raps

O-overstayed my welcome

Stepped in crap and ruined your welcome mat

So spit that shit from the heart, you didn't write like you wrote it (Wrote it) (Yeah)

While I teabag the microphone 'cause I go nuts on it (Oh, yeah)

Like a fighter jet lined with explosives that'll strike any moment

Headed right at opponents, and I'm the fuckin' pilot that flown it

I'm 'bout to—

[Chorus]

Smash into everyone, crash into everything

Back and I've just begun, "FACK," 2017

Fack, fack on everyone

I'm a Kamikaze, gonna

Smash into everyone, crash like an F-15

Damage already done, y'all shoulda let me be

Fack, fack on everyone

I'm a Kamikaze, gonna

[Verse 2]

I turned to rap 'cause it made me feel tough when I wasn't (Wasn't)

From the moment I heard rappers cussin', I was in (Was in)

Which is why I identify with the guy

Who I was invented by, Dre's Frankenstein

Energized like a nine volt

Ice cold like Snake Eyes, twice in a row on a dice roll

But if the only reason I blowed is 'cause I'm white though

Why don't every other white rapper sell what I sold? (Ooh)

Kamikaze pilot, I wrote my suicide note

Here come the guys in white coats tryin' to stop me

'Fore I jump behind the controls and try to fly into foes

'Cause I'm takin' y'all with me when I go cyclone

I don't think this typhoon's letting up any time soon, here I go

Eyes closed, blindfolded, I'm 'bout to—

[Chorus]

Smash into everyone, crash into everything

Back and I've just begun, "FACK," 2017

Fack, fack on everyone

I'm a Kamikaze, gonna

Smash into everyone, crash like an F-15

Damage already done, y'all shoulda let me be

Fack, fack on everyone

I'm a Kamikaze, gonna smash

[Interlude]

Kamikaze, kamikaze

Kami, kami-kamikaze, kamikaze, kami-kamikaze (Kamikaze)

Look at what I've done

[Verse 3]

I heard your freestyle on Shade 45, that shit was embarrassing

There is no way we ever air that shit again, I guarantee that

Wait, that shit was so ass, it's somethin' we wouldn't dare re-air it (Get it)

The shit's embarrassing as me rear-ending Tara Reid bare

In my therapy chair, my dick is the hair length of Cher

Each nut is the chair width of an Acorn, stairlift, beware of me

Lyrically I'm terrible, better get your lyrics prepared

Richard Ramirez is here, serial killin' every beat there is

[Outro]

Wait, wait, got the eeriest feelin'

Somethin' evil is lurkin', I'm no conspiracy theorist

But somethin' here is a foot, oh, yeah, it's my dick

Get the measurin' stick (What?) Twelve inches of wood (Haha)

Wait, but I've been goin' for your jugular since Craig G "Duck Alert"

And I've come to pay respects

'Cause if you sleep, you're fucked, other words

You get laid to rest and I hope your butt is hurt

Put me on a track, I go cray on it like a color book

You got some views, but you're still below me

Mine are higher, so, when you compare our views, you get overlooked

And I don't say the hook unless I wrote the hook

And now I'm just freestylin' in the vocal booth

And you know I've always spoke the truth

You're lyin' through your teeth so much, you broke a tooth

And it ain't somethin' I need a phone to do

When I say I can't wait 'til I get ahold of you

And I don't know what I'm s'posed to do

Line up the rappers, take my pic like a photo shoot