[Intro]

Epic Rap Battles of History

Darth Vader

Versus

Adolf Hitler

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[Verse 1: Adolf Hitler]

I am Adolf Hitler! Commander of the Third Reich

Little known fact: also dope on the mic

You are Vader, with your little boots and cape

And helmet to cover up that burnt-ass face

You have the Force to move objects, I am a force truly evil

Even went back in time and turned you wack in the prequel

'Cause look at you, you're not even a real person

I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version

[Verse 2: Darth Vader]

You can't rhyme against the dark side of the Force, why even bother?

So many dudes been with your Mom, who even knows if I'm your father?

You're a pissed off little prick with a Napoleon dick

You call that a mustache? I call that Dirty Sanchez on your lip

You bitch, let me remind you who you're messin' with

Everything that you did, I'm the motherfucker who invented it

I'm the original Dark Lord, you're like the Sorcerer's Apprentice

My Stormtroopers make yours

Look like someone took a piece of shit and cloned it

[Verse 3: Adolf Hitler]

You stink, Vader, your style smells something sour

You need to wash up, dawg, here, step in my shower

I'll turn all your friends against you, just my speeches breed haters

What's your lightsaber versus a clan of all your white neighbors?

[Verse 4: Darth Vader]

Suck my robot balls

Now, take a step back and let me freeze yours off

A little carbonite bath for your goose-stepping ass

We'll call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh

[Outro]

Who won? Who's next?

You decide

Epic Rap Battles of History